I was sitting at the back of the bus, the bus was largely empty.
Unwittingly, I managed to brush my foot against an empty seat that was facing me.

Some busy old bint barked at me 'Oi! You. Take your foot off that seat, people have to sit there!' (My foot couldn't have touched the seat for more than a few seconds). Anyway, I replied with, 'It looks like we're both taking up two seats'

She asked me if I was calling her fat. I said, 'Yes, I suppose I am'

She got off the bus.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:57, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you are a delightful human being

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)

She started it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)

hahaha!
Evening Jeff!
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Evening Blousie
How are you my dear?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Good!
Looking forward to meeting you and B3th later in the year : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

You've met me before!
When are you thinking of heading west?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)

berk says she wants to come too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

The more the merrier!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Fantastic! We should book a charabang.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)

we can totally book a pod on the weston eye.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Yeah. We could look at the mud from an elevated position.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Well, I have never been so insulted....
How very dare you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Bagsie sitting further away from the sea.
*Doesn't want to accidentally see Wales if it is clear*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

haha
We can ask Cavy to wave to us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)

We could ask Cavy to join us.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Last week in September, wed/thursday.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Mid week!
Are you off your nut.

Why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I have the week off and it's London at the end of the month.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)

What date are you thinking of?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Coming down on the wed 28th and going to London on the Friday 30th..

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I'll see what I can do to work around that.
You're thinking of the 28th then. Is that good with everyone else?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I'll be turning up later in the day on teh 28th so if you can book off the 29th for our trip to B3th then that would be great.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)

But therein falls the problem.
I'm not going to the take Thursday off, then go to work on the Friday and then go to the great-bash Boyce on the Saturday.

I'll end up taking two days off won't I. This could make for an expensive (long) weekend. Especially as I've got no idea (STILL) how much beer and chips are on the pier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)

How about I come down on the Thursday afternoon.
You take Friday off for us to meet B3th and I pop off to London on the fri evening or sat morning?
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)

That sounds a bit better.
I think Bob is coming to Monty-Bash as well, he might fancy going on the pier too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Ok then, we'll do that : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Should be fine.
*Dull answer is dull* I'll have a look at the project plan and see what deliverables are due around that time that I can either postpone, release early or will stop me from coming along (assuming I'm still there).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)

*nods off*

*wakes up again*
Sounds good to me. If there's enough of us, we can have a game of frisbee on the beach.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)

You can.
I'm going to punch a donkey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Not the donkeys, Jeff!
Not the poor little donkeys!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Any day of the week is good for me
what with me being a shiftless layabout and everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)

That reminds me today, I saw a big mama today who was so bum big, she had to squeeze through the walk-way.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

That's fab.
Ironically, I dreamed I was screaming abuse at some old ladies on a bus last night. Proper, spazzing out, sweary, shouty abuse. I woke up really shaken.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I've said on here before how I've had arguments with parents around halloween because I give their
little begging children tabs rather than sweets.

My line remains the same, if you send your kids out begging, they'll get what they're given.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)

what a waste of tabs

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I buy ten Lamberts in, just for the occasion.
It's no loss.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

as if the worst thing to ever touch that seat was your shoe!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)