I'm metting sexy people for drinks tonight (and wooks)
then working tomorrow then sleeping/watching the MotoGP races on Sunday.

As gonz is away all next week I will save my cleaning till he has gone and then embrace the wonderful feeling of things being cleaned and STAYING clean. I am looking forward to this more than I should
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

HI TGB!
How's your cheapo pikey skank self doing these days?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)

not too bad thanks Al
How the devil are you? I'm thinking around payday.... RIBS!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

If you can count them you're too thin

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I'm in no danger of that then.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I'm going on Holi-Holiday
from the 22nd, so I don't think I'll be around. But fear not, I will be making a Bacon Explosion when you come round.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)

YES!
I am looking forward to this a lot. *does a little dances*
*falls over a dog*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

G'morning Badgerface
How are you today?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Hi Labs!
How are your tattoos?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)

You say that like he's gotten more since yesterday...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I wish

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I know you do.
How's tricks lovely?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Tricks are good thanks
Working a lot, but saving money for Japan. Have a suitable backpack now, and just need to acquire a few bits and bobs like some decent hiking trousers for the Fuji climb.

How are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I suggest wearing leather trousers
in case there are sharp brambles.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)

You only want me to wear leather trousers for your own sordid pleasure

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

In fairness, they match your jacket.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Not the best garment for climbing a mountain though
I'm not taking the jacket anyway, too heavy and Japan will be hot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Yeah, radioactivity does have that effect.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Jeez, way to ride the grief train there al
You beakering cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I NO RITE!
I'm such a fucking shit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)

oooooo are you excited?
I'm alright. It's 7:20 and I'm in bed, but it's just so comfy and warm in here, and it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey outside, so I'm not fussed. I was gonna go out tonight but bed is a better option.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Wow. You student types know how to party.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

ha. I'm the anomaly.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Very excited!
You students are hardcore to the maximum.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)

You now have two options
1. Be polite and exchange pleasantries.
2. Attempt to mock me and thus welcome disparaging comments about your hair.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I fot a full-body tatto the other week of negative space.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Did that hurt?
I'm pointing at your face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Not too bad thanks Squishybear
The new boss is starting today. I don't like him
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Do you want us to come round and set him straight on how the Badger likes to work?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

pft the Badger does not like to work
He will need training on how to make me tea though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

That's kind of what I had in mind.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Why do you have a new boss?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

The last one fell into her vagina.
It wasn't pretty.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)