wise move
starting to think I should have kept my mouth shut.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm learning.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Clever girl.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)

What I will say however, is that amongst the rubbish tip that is the male sex you can sometimes find a gem.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

* polishes helmet *

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)

ditto for the lunatic asylum that is womanhood

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I must admit I've got a lovely and sane one
It's me that looks mental and insecure in comparison.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

tie her up and don't let her escape
she's a rarity.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Basement is under construction as we speak.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Wise man
I live in a 1st floor flat, so no basement, but I'm working on turning my wardrobe in to a small dungeon in case any unsuspecting female should happen to visit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

*pops in for coffee unsuspectingly*

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

:D

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

My current GF is a bit mental, but great in the sack
The ex-Mrs Fister was a bit mental, and pretty crap in the sack, so I guess I'm moving in the right direction.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Onwards and upwards!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Onwards and upwards Reverend.
Edit - hahaha! Great minds think alike Beekers.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Mindpiss!!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Yeah, now try to find a non-mental one who is fun in bed
Good luck.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

*smugs*

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Fuck you Keloid
with large and highly polished brass knobs on.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Sorry!
I am massively lucky I have to admit.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Yes, so I have heard
Glad it's working out for you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

OK now find one with those attributes who isn't deaf, dumb and blind, BK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Talk about searching for the Holy Fucking Grail

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Nah', you open it up and let it trickle down your chin.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)