All the bestest people get a Desmond.
It shows we lived a little.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:17, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh man, your fiancé must rub that right in your face.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Not that, no...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Just me then.
Also, *boaks*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

He pretends to think I'm intelligent.
I did kick his arse in your dad's quiz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

...or indeed we lived rather a fucking lot, in some cases...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I didn't. I watched a lot of TV.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Actually by the time I got to university my really mental behaviour was already behind me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I had to go to Uni to start misbehaving
But if I'd been five years older when acid house was kicking off I imagine things might have been different
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

*nods*
Things were very different indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Please admire my restraint
in refusing to make an obvious joke about you commencing your studies shortly after the summer of love/the wild and crazy days of the Renaissance/the fall of Rome.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Well done you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

OI!
That wizened old twat is the same age as me, thank you very much, young man.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

He's two and a half months older than you actually
Get it right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Of course it is the same age - it's part of your body, isn't it?
And don't feel too bad - lots of women have cosmetic surgery 'down there' these days, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Maybe you should consider it (I really think you should).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Mingoplasty?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Haha!
Just got the name Desmond. God I'm slow.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Haha!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I was thinking of Desmond Decker and getting confused.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I fucking love Desmond Dekker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I don't get it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Desmond Tutu.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

oooohhhhh, ok then.
What's a 2.2 like in real-world terms? Is it like a C or something?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)

'Desmond Tutu' - a two-two.
It's LOLarious student slanguage, Gonz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

This is a good view
I did live a lot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)