Don't start with the dice Bobby, she's not having any of it

( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well if she won't have any of it no wonder she is bored. What she needs is a...
Come on folks fill in the blanks/
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Trip to the local pub, with a book or newspaper and have a relaxing evening out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)

relaxing is boring
I'm relaxed, I need adventure and lols
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)

What you need to do, is make some holiday plans.
You know in advance when you'll be off work, so can you not make plans in advance of these dates so you won't be bored?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I have some, just not for a couple of weeks
1 trip to Edinburgh, 1 festival, 1 larp event.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I'm going to Edinburgh soon
My betrothed and I will be scouting for areas we want to live in later this year.
( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)

my mate moved up there a few years ago
it's such a cool city, like Gormanghast if it were extended to a whole city
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I have no idea what that is but, yeah, it's cool

( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Tsk. Philistine.
It's a rather good book by Mervyn Peake (admittedly it is quite hard going) and a rather better BBC adaptation some 10ish years ago which launched the career of Jonathan Rhys Meyers, better known as King Henry VIII in The Tudors.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

the mini series was cool
but the book was still better (although people always say that). Could have done with being in 5 parts rather than 4, I reckon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)

a place in a book by Mervyn Peake
there was a series on it a few years ago
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/pubs/post362524

Damn. I'm really not a sexist twat, honest.
( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)

what all women need...
\70s comedians
( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)

well I know I need that
but short of calling a man whore in, it ain't happening
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)

there a quite a lot of b3tan males
who are willing to travel and be man whorey. I've heard and fabricated some amazing tales.
( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)

perhaps it's time to set up an agency

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I've long suggested there should
be a b3ta dating section but apparently there is and it's called gaz.
( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Actually I could genuinely do an eHarmony
style advert extolling its virtues.
( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

do it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

"The first thing I noticed about Roota was
how I might get a couple nights of fantastic sex and never have to bump into her again because she lives in Liverpool - why the hell would I ever go back there again?"

Curse you life for making me drive 400 miles every fortnight! *shakes fist*
( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)

You've been waiting for her a put out for a long time then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)

The frigidity of the woman is astounding

( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

only BAD women like sex.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

hehe, stupid time and space

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)