Jobs
Alt: The idea of me running anywhere let alone a half marathon is laughable. I afford great entertainment to others when I try to run, which is an excellent method of cheering people up though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I can think of better ways to cheer people up.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Sex works. As does a good motor boat.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

You say that
because you've never seen me run
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I say that because ... well yeah actually.
But I maintain that all things considered - you do well to run.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I was thinking more of chocolates and wine you dirty little minx.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)

You wouldn't be thinking of that if you had seen Amberls rack.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

For once, I agree with you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Shh don't build it up
it'll end in inevitable disappointment when people realise they're not actually that huge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

They bloody are!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I think she's onto something Blousie

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Yeah, and it looks like it's about 15" long and made of rubber.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Now Al, I don't mind your weird little fantasy about me and that rubber replacement,
but really, just cos it's in your head, doesn't really mean I want to read about it here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)