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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bugger and bastard
My friend challenged the unfit me to do a half marathonwith him in October. Then like a good catholic boy he pulled out.

What dissapoinyed you this weekend?

Alt: is anyone here doing the half marathon in Cardiff this October?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 8:05, 207 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You should do the one in Bristol
it's what all the cool kids are doing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 8:23, Reply)
No we're not.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 8:39, Reply)
hell no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 8:44, Reply)
When is that again?
The Norwich half marathon clashes with a Ballroom competition so am looking for another
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:22, Reply)
11th September.
Although everyone in Bristol will have two fewer toes than in Norwich.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)
My legs feel fine today and I ran over two miles yesterday.
I'm trying not to get too hopeful, but I'm quite hopeful.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)
I am crossing everything.
Harder to run but I'm crossing everything anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)
How's your chafage?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Doesn't hurt this morning.
I will be wearing sleeves for the run later today.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)
I will be investing in a large tub of vaseline for the actual event.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)
You should all dress up as Bert to run the marathon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)
I'll be wearing Lycra anyway.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Bollocks
I'll be away in wherever Ms Foxtrot decides she wants to go for her birthday. Stupid expensive web-toed trainers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Give her a slap and tell her not to be so fucking selfish.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Have we met?
OK, no, we haven't, but you know what I mean.

How's the training going?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Okay
I've been doing a lot more cycling as I've been taking it easy on the running due to injury.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)
I fail to see how RSI brought on by excessive wanking stops you running

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)
It's funny because you have RSI casued by wanking off other men in public toilets.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)
All the cool kids and me and al and DiT.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)
We'll be like a little slow moving red faced oasis of geekyness in a huge desert of cool.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)
I am disappointed with myself for not doing anything with my day off
apart from eating cheese and toast and doing my washing.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Oh thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 8:51, Reply)
You're welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 8:57, Reply)
I seem to remember watching you getting wasted too?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)
I have no idea what you're talking about...

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Memory loss, eh?
You probably don't even remember the lapdancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)
It was better than the "old geezer" head nodding. Hahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)
It certainly was.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:43, Reply)
I certainly had no idea what I was talking about!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)
It was mainly about that Hassidic boy's feet being found in that man's fridge in New York.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:43, Reply)
How can you tell if someone is Hassidic by their feet?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)
See if they've still got the foreskin?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)
: /

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)
By reading about the missing Hassidic boy, and how his feet were found in a man's fridge.
In New York.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Oh yeah!
It's funny (and disturbing) how easily that kind of subject can slip your mind.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)
I was still LOLing about it yesterday.
Wondering what meals he was planning to make from them - probably burri-toes, or a nice plate of sole...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)
*facepalm*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)
You could have some nommy cup-clarks as well.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Cheese on Toes

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Sock Aloo

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Hahahah
I couldn't think of any more foot meals. These are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Leek and Bunion soup

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Steak and Heel Pie.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)
That was grim.
It made national news here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)
It's not like me to be picky
but it's still international news since you are not in the US.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)
Unless Poppet is trying to confess something here?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)
Nah just tired and not typing out my thoughts so coherently tonight.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)
mmmm yeah but you know what I mean. it's not like it was just covered in the BIG cities.
Mum heard about it too on the radio.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)
Nothing did
and I have today off too.

I got wasted with my best mates on Friday, watched black books and drank copious amounts of red wine with my brother on Saturday, had a picnic, watched crappy movies with the kids, ate some good food, made a few quid on the side fixing a chaps PC and got laid.

I'm feeling positively croissanty
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 8:59, Reply)
Does the wife know you're cheating on her?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:02, Reply)
She's just happy that he's stopped pestering her for sex.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:03, Reply)
when shes 35 she'll be horny as hell
and I'll be more interested in golf or something shit like that. Who will be pestering who then?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)
She'll be pestering me for sex.

Just like nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Who could resist you?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)
I have yet to meet anyone who could.
Ever since I bought that claw hammer I've been knee deep in fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Thank you for your comment on my status, made me laugh!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)
you're welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)
The only thing that disappointed me this weekend was the weather.
Everything else was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:02, Reply)
I can't have been that awesome.
I wasn't there.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Granted but it was as awesome as it gets without you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Agreed
I have no idea how Bournemouth makes any money as a seaside resort. I've never seen the sun shine there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)
Your shitty spelling has brought a complete downer to my whole day.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Already Rory : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:22, Reply)
On the plus side
some other people have told dingodrum to fuck off.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)
Who's he?
Another Bert?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)
I read the end payoff line, and from the time stamps inferred that he was a complete cunt
God, I wonder if his story had any merit after all
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)
No, it didn't.
I tried to read it but could only manage about a third.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)
I tried reading some of that. God it was dull.
I have no idea what that person was trying to convey with that post apart from the fact that his band has the dullest, dreariest time when they go to gigs and have absolutely nothing worth saying about themselves.

"Haha our car broke down, we're so rock'n'roll!"

I'm not sure this was the intention.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)
I'm going to start referring to people who are being pedantic as
"Philitas of Cos" who apparently starved to death because he was too busy studying erroneous word usage.
I realise that using a fairly obscure Ancient greek's death is more pretentious than moaning about spelling, and I'm ok with that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Better to be referred to as Philitas of Cos than a MW child molester

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Greek's*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Like Lusty I'm also disappointed I didn't get more done this weekend
I did have a cracking Saturday night with mates in a real ale pub and then showing off my new place, though.

I did manage a wander around some department stores but the only thing I found that I wanted was a coat stand - but since it wasn't made of solid gold I balked at paying £200 for it. I reckon Ikea might have a slightly cheaper one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Why would you run places?
You should be like me and get a car. It's much faster.

My weekend was great. It rained constantly. This didn't bother me so much, but it was the Guildford festival this weekend and a whole load of hippies had a thoroughly miserable time. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I rode my bike in the rain on saturday.
I thought of you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)
My car's brilliant. It has a roof.
AND I can drive through puddles and drench people without a roof. Like cyclists. I'm doing them a favour really, as they get all sweaty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)
It was good fun
when you get totally saturated you need to keep moving to stay warm so it motivates you, and the feeling of water running through my shoes was quite fun.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Haha, you and I have a different definition of "fun" :P

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:48, Reply)
my weekend was lovely and quiet but now I can hardly walk after trying to go running again.
Also the lounge for some reason smells ominously of sick. I will not be sitting down out there anytime soon.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

trying to go running again trying out the 15" black rubber cock.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)
You wish jellyfish.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Considering it pissed down and I had work to do nothing has disappointed this weekend
A good time was had by all and excellent food nommed throughout

Alt:
No
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Alt: You

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)
My weekend was nice and relaxing
Have sorted loads of stuff out for Japan, including buying gear for the Mt. Fuji climb.

I was disappointed by my earphones breaking, thus meaning I have to fork out 40 quid for a new pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)
You don't have to spend £40 on headphones.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Tru Dat
I spent about £20 (including delivery)
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)
I do if I want decent headphones
But sure, I could spend a fiver and get a pair that sound tinny and leak sound out to everyone around me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I spent 15 pounds on my last ones... they're fairly decent.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)
I don't want 'fairly decent'
I want 'awesome'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)
snob.
How are you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Yes.
I'm good thank you, getting excited about Japan, and formulating plans of stuff to take. My mate James wants us both to buy HD POV camcorders (the kind extreme sports people attach to their helmets/kit) so we can record our holidays like that. He has more money than sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Sweeeet.
are you going to go hiking at all?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Well, up Mt. Fuji yes
We'll be hiking through the night to get to the summit for sunrise. We're also looking at other stupid outdoors adventures...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)
that sounds amazing. You'll have a great time.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)
I know :D
How's uni treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)
busy. was SO hard to get up this morning.
just did not want to get out of my cosy warm bed and face the day. But I seem to be becoming good friends with one of the girls in my building. She's so nice - we have dinner together most nights.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)
That's good
The bit about the nice girl, not the reluctance to get out of bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Handy for the home made porn films though.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Waterproof housing too

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)
I'll tell you what disappointed me.
There's a guy working for the company with the surname "Moriarty".

I asked him if he'd ever been base jumping. He didn't get the reference.

blahblahblahstateofthenationblahblahblah
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Moriaty never went base jumping though.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Yeah, having Googled it, it seems I meant tombstoning.
Maybe that's why he didn't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Quick call him back!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)
"Hello? Yes I spoke to you a moment ago
"I'm the guy that confused you when he asked you if you'd ever been base-jumping. I meant tombstoning. I'm sure you'll agree this is a much funnier question"

*click*

"Hello?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Unless you count that ill advised one with Sherlock Holmes in that waterfall.
Next time wear a parachute you spastic. Call yourself a criminal mastermind?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Met two forces of nature
Lusty and some livewire Northern bloke.

Got a bit smashed.

Drank tea on Sunday.

That's what you call wringing every minute out of your weekend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)
'Mumbles' is an epic character.
He is truly unhinged.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Brilliant.
He didn't stop moving.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)
He didn't stop gibbering in 'northern' either.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)
All northern is gibber.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Oi!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Most northern is gibber.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)
He does have a point BGB.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)
I think her "oi" is more a
"yes I know it's true but it's rude to point it out" oi, then a "you lying spastic, I'm going to kick your face in" oi.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)
It's so difficult to decipher exactly what the northern is saying sometimes.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Nope! it's definitely the second option.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Your average (they are all average)" Northerner" finds it difficult to articulate it's gibber.
That's why it's Oi!! always means "I'm going to kick your face in".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Hahahhaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)
You, I didn't expect any different from.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Well that's your birthday present in the bin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)
"Well that's your birthday present in the bin"
Does that mean "I'm going to kick your face in"?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)
If Oi always means I'm going to kick your face in then how can this mean I'm going to kick your face in?
You're the one who's into the rought stuff ; )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)
It means 'Ah'm off to t'lavveh, where's me brolly, it's tipping it down outside'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)
The North had a fire in the toilet....
but it didn't spread up the garden to the house!

Boom! Boom!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)
One word - garden
Are Londoners aware of such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Not only do most London houses have them
but they are primarily used for leisure as opposed to the housing of coal or racing pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I have neither pigeons nor coal in my garden

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Are you "North poor"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Or as a lavatory.
Although East London.....
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I piss on my compost heap all the time.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)
I grow Wedgie-Tables in mine

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)
My fucking housemates going through my phone has pissed me the fuck off
Aside from that, it wasn't a bad weekend!

Alt: No.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)
PIN lock it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Or just don't take photos of yourself wanking and leave them on your phone.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)
They're well hidden already

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Yeah, whatever, Canute.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)
I'm going to have to, it seems

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This weekend I discovered the Marvel comics iPhone app
This is fantastic news for me, but I reckon anyone adversely affected by my future lack of productivity might be disappointed.

Does that count?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)
Yes.
I understand that they have made "film" from Marvel comics?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Speaking as an expert on 'film' I can assure you that they have.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I suspect Monty would be the man to ask about this
since he's really into that medium of art.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)
See above, Al - I'm happy to pass on my expertise gratis, to those less knowledgable than me*


*ie everyone on earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)
FYI
"knowledgable" is not a synonym for "ghastly"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Knowledgable isn't even a word.
Now "knowledgeable" on the other hand....
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)
hahahaha oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)
That's the rumour
However, until they make a film of either the Age of Apocalypse or Civil War storylines (ie never) I'll be reading comics on my phone instead of working.

I am so cool.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)
I tried that, but it looked like it might prove costly
Will give it another go if I ever end up getting an iPad.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)
It could indeed
Age of Apocalypse is on at £0.69 an issue at the minute, and I've never read it. But yeah, it could get very expensive without a little restraint. Cos I'm so well known for that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)
I prefer to get the collections for 10-20 quid on Amazon
I've done that with Deadpool, which justifies me then also downloading the CBR versions and reading them on my phone via ComicZeal4...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Lot of fancy words in that sentence, miss, we're naught but humble pirates
I'm into film
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:38, Reply)
I fucking love "film", me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)
What is it that ye want?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)
I want you to leave and never come back*
*I don't really
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Jobs
Alt: The idea of me running anywhere let alone a half marathon is laughable. I afford great entertainment to others when I try to run, which is an excellent method of cheering people up though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)
I can think of better ways to cheer people up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Sex works. As does a good motor boat.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)
You say that
because you've never seen me run
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I say that because ... well yeah actually.
But I maintain that all things considered - you do well to run.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)
I was thinking more of chocolates and wine you dirty little minx.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)
You wouldn't be thinking of that if you had seen Amberls rack.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)
For once, I agree with you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Shh don't build it up
it'll end in inevitable disappointment when people realise they're not actually that huge
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)
They bloody are!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)
I think she's onto something Blousie

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Yeah, and it looks like it's about 15" long and made of rubber.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Now Al, I don't mind your weird little fantasy about me and that rubber replacement,
but really, just cos it's in your head, doesn't really mean I want to read about it here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Why have none of you got pictures in your profiles?
I have no idea what any of you peckers look like and this bothers me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)
But neither do you

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Also, I have loads of pictures in my profile

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I had a picture in mine for years.
Everybody should know what I look like by now and if they don't, it's their fault. So nyer.

Also, somebody's drawn all over the photo in yours. Were you aware of this? Probably somebody with a marker pen, the sort that draw moustaches etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I remember it.
You look like a cross between Quentin Crisp and The Elephant Man - only gayer and uglier.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)
There was a period in my mid twenties
when I was actually kind of handsome. It's gone now, though. Gone the way of dinosaurs and minidiscs. Gone in the way that all things must. Entropy and ruin.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Not me, old boy.
I get more and more handsome the older I get.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)
A bittersweet tragedy
More and more better looking as you age, whilst you become less and less able to hold an erection.

Age is an enemy to us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)
From what I've heard you no difficulty in holding an erection - in fact you can and do hold several at a time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I heard he had his fingers fused together
to make it easier.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)
A bit of albatrossing keeps you humble, Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I have
Bet you're well grateful
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Your missus is in them too. Is this wise?
Did she give you permission to disseminate her image in the public domain?

You look like I expected you to.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I can't tell whether this is an insult or not
Yeah she doesn't mind. Am never introducing her to most of you lot, mind, with a few notable exceptions.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)
It is merely an observation.
Very wise. There would be only so much sweating and furtive pocket billiards that she could take before she started feeling uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)
My thoughts exactly
Plus she tends to take it as something of an insult when asked one of the vast plethora of questions pertaining to my supposed homosexuality.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Are you aware that in all your photos
you're wearing exactly the same expression?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Yes
It's called a smile. More specifically, it's called the only smile I've ever managed to muster for the camera which doesn't look massively dopey. There's a reason why only the photos featuring that smile made the cut.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)
I have
but then I don't really give a shit that people know what I look like.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)
You're bald.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Ooh, 12 observancy points there.
it must be hard to get anything past you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)
This is true.
It's because I do not wear sunglasses unnecessarily. Thus leaving my vision unimpeded and as sharp as a hawk's.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I'm not sure I'd classify
"wearing the correct fancy dress to resemble a certain aeroplane navigator from a certain outstandingly homoerotic Tom Cruise film" as unnecessary. It does't get more necessary than that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)
The sunglasses weren't your problem there
It was the lack of hair and moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)
I have pictures on mine

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Oh yeah. You caused me some embarrassment once.
My boss wanted to know exactly what sort of websites I felt were appropriate to be viewing at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)
you should start a new thread, where people have to link to a decent recent photo.
People love that shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I don't know Chompo
It's an internet forum, I thought there'd be much more in the way of "here's a photo of me, be kind I know I'm ugly!" profile-beakering.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)
That's what makes it so funny?
There was one on talk a while back which was one of the best threads I've ever read.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)
I think it would just mean people
open Photoshop and do mean things to the pictures. It's what I'd do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)
I see no problem with this.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)
after you...

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)
You saw a problem with my pics of you

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
'Human in 'being hypocrite' shocker!'

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)
My day has improved
My boss has just given me half a bottle of Aquavit!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)
If he insists that you "down it in one"
then the day is really looking up.

Although I wouldn't go to the gents unsupervised.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Haha, if only!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)
I only just got up
I am disappointed that I'm not a better person. The kind who does stuff and achieves things rather than making a pile of dirty tea mugs by the computer

alt: lots of people are, you won't see me near it, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)
My lack of ability to go out two days on the trot.
I used to be able to do four or five days non stop. Granted I would hallucinate towards the end and then want to kill myself for a few days afterwards, but I could still do it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)

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