Why have none of you got pictures in your profiles?
I have no idea what any of you peckers look like and this bothers me.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:09, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But neither do you

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Also, I have loads of pictures in my profile

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I had a picture in mine for years.
Everybody should know what I look like by now and if they don't, it's their fault. So nyer.

Also, somebody's drawn all over the photo in yours. Were you aware of this? Probably somebody with a marker pen, the sort that draw moustaches etc.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I remember it.
You look like a cross between Quentin Crisp and The Elephant Man - only gayer and uglier.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

There was a period in my mid twenties
when I was actually kind of handsome. It's gone now, though. Gone the way of dinosaurs and minidiscs. Gone in the way that all things must. Entropy and ruin.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Not me, old boy.
I get more and more handsome the older I get.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)

A bittersweet tragedy
More and more better looking as you age, whilst you become less and less able to hold an erection.

Age is an enemy to us all.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)

From what I've heard you no difficulty in holding an erection - in fact you can and do hold several at a time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I heard he had his fingers fused together
to make it easier.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)

A bit of albatrossing keeps you humble, Monty.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I have
Bet you're well grateful
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Your missus is in them too. Is this wise?
Did she give you permission to disseminate her image in the public domain?

You look like I expected you to.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I can't tell whether this is an insult or not
Yeah she doesn't mind. Am never introducing her to most of you lot, mind, with a few notable exceptions.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)

It is merely an observation.
Very wise. There would be only so much sweating and furtive pocket billiards that she could take before she started feeling uncomfortable.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)

My thoughts exactly
Plus she tends to take it as something of an insult when asked one of the vast plethora of questions pertaining to my supposed homosexuality.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Are you aware that in all your photos
you're wearing exactly the same expression?
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Yes
It's called a smile. More specifically, it's called the only smile I've ever managed to muster for the camera which doesn't look massively dopey. There's a reason why only the photos featuring that smile made the cut.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I have
but then I don't really give a shit that people know what I look like.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

You're bald.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Ooh, 12 observancy points there.
it must be hard to get anything past you, sir.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)

This is true.
It's because I do not wear sunglasses unnecessarily. Thus leaving my vision unimpeded and as sharp as a hawk's.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I'm not sure I'd classify
"wearing the correct fancy dress to resemble a certain aeroplane navigator from a certain outstandingly homoerotic Tom Cruise film" as unnecessary. It does't get more necessary than that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)

The sunglasses weren't your problem there
It was the lack of hair and moustache.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I have pictures on mine

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Oh yeah. You caused me some embarrassment once.
My boss wanted to know exactly what sort of websites I felt were appropriate to be viewing at work.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)

you should start a new thread, where people have to link to a decent recent photo.
People love that shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I don't know Chompo
It's an internet forum, I thought there'd be much more in the way of "here's a photo of me, be kind I know I'm ugly!" profile-beakering.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)

That's what makes it so funny?
There was one on talk a while back which was one of the best threads I've ever read.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I think it would just mean people
open Photoshop and do mean things to the pictures. It's what I'd do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I see no problem with this.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

after you...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

You saw a problem with my pics of you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

'Human in 'being hypocrite' shocker!'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)