If you wiped off the cheese once in a while that might change

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Are you a filthy lefty crustie?
That probably doesn't help either
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Do you like live in a van or in a caravan on stagnant water
Living the alternative dream
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Do you live in an ex council house
with a caravan in Wales?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)

lololol Thank god no

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I hear that he's absolutely riddled with the clap.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)

He'll never have sex with biscuit at this rate

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)

That's a new one.
Not a crusty, no, and despite many bad (life)style choices over the years, have never been one and never will, for all the reasons you just listed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Safe one blud

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I'm sorry
again in English please?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

ya raasclat me stab ya up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I'm terrible sorry old boy
I have not one clue what you're on about.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

you bumcloth (thanks, monty)
I'm going to stab you.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

righto
That's a relief, I though he was offering to lick my cheesy helmet.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)