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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This is way cool.
If you stick your pen between the 'g' and 'h' keys on an IBM keyboard it starts up a flight simulator!

It also works with your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:37, 18 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
My penis is so big if I laid it on the keyboard it'll go all the way from A to Z

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)
With your balls nestled in the ravine next to Q

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I don't have a 'g' or a 'h'key on my penis, though.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Gosh, that truly is the very definition of 'way cool'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I don't have a penis.
Or an IBM keyboard. Oh, sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)
How dare you?
Mocking the victims of the tragic events of September 11th.
If you like muslims so much why don't you live in Russia?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)
In Russia, aeroplane simulates YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Great.
I've just ruptured my helmet and I've been sent home for 'gross misconduct'. That's the last time I take advice from you.

Thanks for nothing, pal.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)
I'm starting to wonder if you're even a real doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I'm sure he's more of a doctor than Edsmeds was...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Yes but Edmund only ruined a man's hand.
My cock's fucking RUINED.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Darth asked me to ask you if he can kiss it better.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)
I just got water up my nose choking with laughter as I read that.
You bad bad man.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)
Doctor? I thought you said "docker".

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
I also have no penis or IBM keyboard
However, I have biscuit crumbs between the 'g' and 'h' keys.

I win.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
keyboard snacks`

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)
Yeah. I can't imagine any of the other Charles Atlas types on here will have grubby bits of food and drool in their keyboards.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

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