i normally hate breakfast
but if i had to:

cheese, mushroom, onion and jalapeno omelette with hash browns (the tiny little crispy ones)

OR

granary toast with crunchy peanut butter

AND fresh red grape or orange juice (no bits. god help you if i find bits in there).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

for every bit I find in there
I WILL KILL YOU
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Stewie high-fives

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

seriously. that's twice you agreed with me. AND a stewie quote. i fucking love stewie.
this must stop. er.....

surfing is shit and weed is for total losers and devon is a hellhole??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I can't stand jalapenos
The taste is just sickening.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

WHAT?
jalapenos are amazing. i put them on everything.

my flatmate said in her NY accent the other day: "girl, you are ALL about the spice."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

The spice doesn't bother me
But I really cannot stand the taste of them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I agree completely
Though in a stir fry it has to be a whole bird's eye chilli.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I made a sweet chilli chicken stir fry a while back
Used a full bottle of sauce, whoops!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

You are wrong.
One thing I miss about working is the canteen. I used to sometimes buy a beef, pickle and jalapeno butty for lunch. Sounds wrong, but it was sooo right.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I'm going to try that

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)

It's bloody lovely.
The sweetness of the pickle and the zing of the jalapenos go nicely together.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)