What's getting on your tits at the moment?
For some probably perfectly sane reason, I currently find the Mazuma mobile advert incredibly annoying. If you haven't seen it, it's got two yoofs in it pretending to play a guitar and keyboard (very badly), busting some moves (again, badly), stuffing mobile phones into envelopes and thrusting money at the screen whilst pulling Deacon faces.

The worst thing is that Dave has started showing the fucking full length version again and it's HIDEOUS.

Alt: Breakfast of choice?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:36, 132 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alt: Nutella on toast with OJ and some strawberries.
at the moment? Not a lot. Just my printer.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I fucking hate that advert.
Currently, it's how sick I feel, this isn't right. Although, someone has put £20 into my account, and I've no idea who, or why, which is pretty nice!

Alt: Marmite on toast.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Depeneding on my mood a full english can be great if you've got enough time to enjoy it.
Other wise, double espresso and nice toast or a danish is good.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I agree with this.
I don't really do breakfast as I have to be up for a couple of hours before I can face anything to eat. But every now again, about once a month, I'll get all the gear in to do a full English.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Full english is wonderful.
EDIT: With or without fried bread though?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Without.
I find fried bread a bit sickly. Eggy bread, on the other hand...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Eggy bread is rather wonderful
I'm the same, tbh.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Eggy bread with cinnamon and brown sugar.
Finished off under the grill. Lovely.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

cooked breakfast just means
I want muesli for lunch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

A quickie and a cup of coffee.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)

that's not breakfast, that's the next morning.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Wut?

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)

.... you have a one night stand, then before you leave the next morning, you have a quickie and a cup of coffee before you do the walk of shame.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I used to love the walk of shame.
It tells the world you're getting some.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

dg you cunt
that jingle gets stuck in your head like nothing else on earth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)

happily I don't remember it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I know, that's why I felt I had to share.
I've sat through it three times this morning already.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)

i went to a chocolate boutique hotel in bournemouth the other week
it was great, unlimited free chocolate everywhere. all the rooms themed and named after different cocoas/chocolates. but i had that song in my head the whole time.

eventually i realised the ground floor bedroom, opposite reception, was called the "montezuma suite". fucking subliminal advertising!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Why don't you
switch off your TV set and do something less boring instead?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I'm on here aren't I?
I really need to go and have a shower, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

i normally hate breakfast
but if i had to:

cheese, mushroom, onion and jalapeno omelette with hash browns (the tiny little crispy ones)

OR

granary toast with crunchy peanut butter

AND fresh red grape or orange juice (no bits. god help you if i find bits in there).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)

for every bit I find in there
I WILL KILL YOU
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Stewie high-fives

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

seriously. that's twice you agreed with me. AND a stewie quote. i fucking love stewie.
this must stop. er.....

surfing is shit and weed is for total losers and devon is a hellhole??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I can't stand jalapenos
The taste is just sickening.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

WHAT?
jalapenos are amazing. i put them on everything.

my flatmate said in her NY accent the other day: "girl, you are ALL about the spice."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

The spice doesn't bother me
But I really cannot stand the taste of them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I agree completely
Though in a stir fry it has to be a whole bird's eye chilli.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I made a sweet chilli chicken stir fry a while back
Used a full bottle of sauce, whoops!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

You are wrong.
One thing I miss about working is the canteen. I used to sometimes buy a beef, pickle and jalapeno butty for lunch. Sounds wrong, but it was sooo right.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I'm going to try that

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)

It's bloody lovely.
The sweetness of the pickle and the zing of the jalapenos go nicely together.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I'm so glad I have no idea what that advert is
Currently work stuff is getting on my tits, but nothing I can go into. Also having to do the annual car insurance negotiation wankery. It enrages me how I can be quoted between 50% and 100% the cost of my car despite being nearly 30 years old and having never had an accident or speeding ticket.

Alt: Croissant, grapefruit juice and a double espresso
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

My last renewal quote
Went from something like £370 to nearly £700, and I've not made a claim or had any convictions in the last year. Goodbye Aviva, hello shiny new insurance company.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

It's utterly ridiculous how much they quote
They must just want you off their books.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Some of it is people who don't pay attention and automatically renew
I was quoted a renewal of £720, shopped around and found £480.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Policies are all going up.
Doing a van one at the minute and it's gone up by £200.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

i hate it, i share your pain
my car insurance is over £200 a month because it's roadside parking in central london. the car is worth a LOT less than it was a year ago, when it was overpriced and brand new, and i haven't claimed on my policy in the 16 years since i passed my test. but still the premium goes up every year.

HOW?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

And you're a girl, so pay 1/100th of the price that men do
I went on one of the price comparison sites, tapped in all my details, and five minutes later had one company calling me. I asked them politely not to do that, and the bloke said "Ok byeeee!". Yes, four 'e's.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Wiggy's car insurance quote went down by £100 when he added me to it
He refused to pay me to drive the car though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Because all insurance companies are utter cunts.
I have no loyalty to any one company anymore and go with whoever is providing the best deal each year in the full knowledge that they'll try to shaft me at renewal time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)

That said
Last year when my car got broken into (cunts did £700 worth of damage) and I lost my no claims, my current insurance company said they'd charge me the same as the previous year, when other companies were quoting £800-1,200...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

That was unusually nice of them.
Which one of the staff did you have to suck off for that to happen?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

None of them
It just cost me a few bumhole pics.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I really hate the speckled hen sponsorship ads on Dave
it's the worst CGI ever and it makes me angry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Congratulations on fooling the inspectors

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

thanks
I can make e-coli cakes now and no one will suspect a thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I'd know, I've got my eye on you.
I thought you were the one who put the insulin in the saline drips.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Ha I was in Hazel Grove a couple of weeks ago
And I know you've got your eye on me, that newspaper with holes in it is soooo obvious
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I think I've been in Hazel Grove before.
Nice girl. Smashing tits.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)

oh yeah and breakfast:
I love hotel breakfasts because you can pick all the good bits of a full english and still have toast, yoghurt, fruit and cereal. And free refills of coffee.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

There was a place we went to in America which did a breakfast buffet
It had pretty much everything I'd ever want for a breakfast. About 20 different types of cereal, fry ups, pancakes, STEAK, etc etc.

That place was awesome. (although the name of it escapes me currently)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Everything is so huge in America, no wonder they're all so fat
I had to order half portions of everything. That was over a decade ago though, I could totally finish the lot now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Ponderosa?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

That's the fucker!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I bloody love Ponderosa breakfasts.
American coffee sucks donkey balls though. It's so weak.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I don't drink coffee in any form, so I don't tend to notice!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

The last thing you want is a nation of trigger-happy gun nuts hopped up on caffeine
/sweeping statement is sweeping
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)

You may well have a point there.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Same reason they took all the genocide-enhancing chemicals out of sauerkraut innit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Breast cancer
ref: last thread
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)

MA-MAZUMA
I want to kill those little cunts right in the face.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

THEIR DEACON FACES!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I actually have a couple of old shit mobiles
I would only send them to Mazuma after filling the insides with C4, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

The weather
It's been shite for the best part of a week now and it's fucking up my morning jogging routine. Also the jar of biscuits which The Coven have placed far too close to my desk, which I can't justify dipping into on account of not having been jogging.

Alt: a muesli and cranberry bar. I fucking hate this diet business.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)

*Sigh*
jogging cottaging
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)

That's absurd
You can cottage in any weather
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

So you admit it then...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

+THEORETICALLY

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Alt: Usually a bowl of cereal, a cup of tea and a swig from the carton of juice.
When I started at a place with a canteen I had a 5 item breakfast (sausage bacon egg beans black pudding) every morning. After a month I'd put on a stone and a half.

I'm still trying to shift some of that weight.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I'm actually bloody starving which is strange because I had my big bowl of porridge this morning.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I made a massive stack of American pancakes this morning
and I'm starting to get a twitch. I may have to accept that I'm just a fat cunt.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Acceptance is the first step.
Buying a Lazy-boy recliner is the second.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

pancakes and bacon and maple syrup
and a oreo milkshake is mega sugar breakfast. The world goes a funny colour after eating all that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

another reason to be glad
I wasn't arsed to get a TV

alt: muesli, tea, staring into space
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Most important meal of the day
and I waste it most mornings with a bowl of Muesli washed down with a litre of tea.
My breakfast of choice would be a decent cooked veggie breakfast. And I don't want items missing from the plate just because it is veggie - find a suitable alternative please.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

cabbage

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Not that
I was thinking more some kind of TVP or equivalent shaped to look like sausages.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)

sausage shaped cabbage

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Alright, that will do then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Veggie breakfast isn't something I'd wish on my worst enemy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

The missus, even though not a veggie
tends to go for the veggie full English option if we are away somewhere.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Best one I've had was at the hotel at Port Meirion
Tell her to go there for one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)

but don't ask for a map
be seeing you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

This is why she guffs like a navvy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)

It's a natural talent.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Alt: two slices of grim reality washed down with a double shot of hatred.


And a healthy dollop of emo whinging on the side.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)

STOP STEALING MY FUCKING BREAKFAST!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Did you guys have a Freaky Friday last night, and swap attitudes?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)

What you need is a good laugh.
I'm getting my hair cut on Saturday. I'll gaz you the pics.

And if it turns out I look ok, you can have a wank instead.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I have actually been reduced to tears twice this week.
Don't make it a hat-trick, I beg you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Now it looks like I'm planning a cry-wank. Thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

You are so getting a Blousie hug when I see you.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Can you post me one now, please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Meh, spit, tears.
It's all lube at the end of the day.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Yeah! but crying with laughter is different innit.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

being inconvenienced by tossers.
alt: poached egg and white pudding on toast.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)

La-di-fucking-gay
Morning mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

has something happened and everyone just lef their computers?
is it the end of the world and I didn't notice?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Nationwide fire drill
Doesn't happen in the Land Of Our Fathers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Is the assembly point in the north sea?
Here we have the National Assembly Point
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Exactly in the middle, I daresay
Can't be showing favour to North or South Wales
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

great. now you've ruined my excellent joke
(wales has a National Assembly, you see. It's like a play on words)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I know
I'm a half-Taff, remember. This is revenge for the OBJECTIFICATION yesterday. I felt used and dirty.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I didn't know you were half-taff!
used, dirty..and good?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Yeah, my mother's maiden name was Evans - generations of the buggers
And yes, very much so. Please continue.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

yachida

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I love it when you talk dirty
and with lots of phlegm
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

And you loved it

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)

alright bro?
what's happening?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Fuck fucking all mate
Am sort of stuck in a rut between the good bits of the year. How are you keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

not bad at all actually. Solidly booked in to the tattoo parlour for the next 4 weeks, well 4 sessions 2 every 2 weeks
and then I am done for this year. Enjoying my time off and new found dollar rich lifestyle
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Dollar rich? Which bank was it you did over?
What's the tattoo?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I have come into some money, wiped it clean and now spending it.
Three currently ongoing. Raven on my arm, mystical man bear pig on my shoulder and another bear one.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Nice
Good for you mate. Is that stopping you swimming?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

yep but am just gyming it longer instead.
Apart from today as I am having a day off to do sod all. Well play on the xbox.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Good man
On all counts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I haven't heard it for a while and I don't know what it was trying to sell..
..but the one with the guy and girl in a coffee shop who start singing "I like old movies...like the Godfather....3...etc" really got on my tits at the time.

The other day the kids started singing it word for word in the back of the car except they used Predator 2 instead of The Godfather Part III. This amused me greatly.

Alt: Work mornings I really can't be bothered with breakfast and force myself to have a bowl of shreddies or something. I like a good fry up every once in a while or a croissant BLT when I have time to enjoy it in the morning.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

The main problem with that advert
is that any bloke who mentioned the Godfather, only to have the girl respond that Part III is the best, would either slap her silly or run a mile.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)

By not watching much TV
and never watching commercial television I am blissfully unaware of said advertisement and am therefore very smug.
( Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)

only povvos watch the ITV

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Right, off to watch egg and spoon races.
Have a fun day spacktards, I'll probably be on later while hiding from my pet rent boy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)

don't forget to join in the sack race

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I think you might be on to something Cap'n
Everyone seems to have fucked off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

yeah, may have to go to the gym in a minute, myself
as long as I don't have to drive through the apocalypse to get there or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

That's ridiculous
Women can't drive *flees*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

FUCK YOU EPSON!
They changed the fucking software so now it doesn't recognise the not-ridiculously-overpriced-non-epson-cartridges I have. CUNTS!

Anyone know a fix other than defenistration?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

www.inkcloners.com/shopping_information/tips.php
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

thank you
but mine isn't on there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

then you're googling on your own I'm afraid
PS new thread
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Thanks for that.
I had that fucking 'song' in my head all day yesterday. Just managed to get rid of it, and now it's back again.

Surprisingly, nothing's getting on my tits today, which makes a nice change. Little ray of fucking sunshine, me.

Alt: granola, no milk. Yum.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Sorry b3th.
I've just watched the teaser trailer for the new Conan film. It's very bloody (and you had to type in your date of birth to access it).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)