Jesus or Muhammad
See how long it is before their followers don't like what they're saying and kill them.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I suspect Jesus would just turn out to be a Jewish militant who happened to have a good PR department

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I bet they were both two quite smart guys
who just kept saying things like, "you know what I reckon??"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

"why can't we all just get along?"
"apart from the gays, obviously."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I never thought I'd say this to you Chompy
but I like this very much.
(berk, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Why are people so suprised to agree with me?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Because you're a relatively intelligent adult
and almost everybody else here is a desperate fucking idiot-child shut-in.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Well your parties must be a barrel of laughs.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)

You wouldn't understand dear. They're too grown up and intelligent for you.
Have some jelly and ice cream, and go play in the sand pit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Oh ok!
*pees in sand*
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)

oh, you would!
*gets out of sand pit*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

They don't feature pasty cellar-dwellers glued to mock-leather sofas dribbling pizza grease onto toy guitars.
If that's what you're asking.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

So you've seen her bash photos?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I've got my web filters set up to block all bash photos.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Okay, I'll bite
If we're all so childish and stupid why do you both carry on posting here? Are you masochists? Surely the feelings of superiority must wear off after a while.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Pity.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Is this part of your community service order then?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I don't have a community service order.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

So you're just really big on pity.
Goodness, how kind of you. Honestly, it's really good of you to spend your time with us here.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

It really is.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I never said anyone was childish,
I only said it's weird how about three times a week someone says "I never thought I'd agree with you" to me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I was referring to the remarks made by Dr. S

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

So why didn't you reply to me?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Because I was replying to both of you but the childish remark was in reference to your comments.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Don't you befuddle me with your internet witchcraft.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

She's old and gets easily confused.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

No Chickenlady, don't bite. Never bite.
I can see him wetting himself with glee as he starts to concoct his scathing and witty reply as we speak.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Good fucking grief.
Grow some balls. Really. See that address bar at the top of your browser? See the bit where it reads "b3ta"? Found it? Highlight that bit and replace it with "mumsnet".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Yawn!

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)

But sometimes I like to troll the trolls.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)

But now I'm off outside
:)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Except neither of us is trolling.
What you actually mean is "sometimes I like to type replies to other people on a messageboard". Which really doesn't need stating explicitly since we can all see you doing it.

Except me. I have you on ignore for being a horrible troll.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)