Suppose I should answer this.
A break from this mind-numbing tedium would be nice. Fuck I'm bored. Any suggestions?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:28, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You want me to get my cherry lube out?

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

for lubing cherries?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

...
If you want.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I don't know, once I get a taste of that stuff I can't stop.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Addicted to the shindig?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

If that's what you call it, yes.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Can't stop, you know you're going to win big?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

It won't be me that's the winner.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Is music not a great communicator?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Stop quoting song lyrics.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

But I know you're feeling me because you like it like this!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Kill yourself.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Quiet you, before I include you in my latest round of b3ta fanfic.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

more fanfic!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Who should it include?
AA is already the first character, but him and a sock would be kind of boring really.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

all the new people
they need their share of the action
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I'm not writing myself into it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I think you should
it's creepier that way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I could put you into it, if you like.
You and AA. Think about it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

nah, I've had my share of action
in b3ta stories
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Darth then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

but you should totally
buck the trend and make him super manly (you can do anything in fiction, you know)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

And I've had my share of b3tans!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

You've had my share of b3tans too
Just as well really, I have no use for them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

There's only so many uses of blubber in cooking

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Makes cracking roasties!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You're new, aren't you?
Or am I starting to forget people?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Second newest, you could say.
Apart from ToryBoy/FreeFair, but he's an idiotic nonce.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I see
I've missed so much action recently.

So you're a newby but not an idiotic nonce? That's weird. All the new people here get told they're idiotic nonces for months or even years! You must be a first!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Smash your testicles with a hammer.

(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

It's been done before, and not by me.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Do it right this time.

(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Nah.
Once it's done, it's done.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

what do you have against stockport, eh?
although i am actually from wilmslow, if that helps.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

It's bloody boring.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

actually i think that's the least of its sins
it's FUCKING ugly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You'd be right there.
What kind of nut builds a glass pyramid in the middle of a pointless town in the northwest?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

ha
my dad was asked to lend them the money for that when he was at barclays. he said no. so they borrowed from the co-op bank instead.

they could not shift it. eventually the co-op was losing so much money on the loan that they had to move in. and that's why it is now the co-op head office.

/stockport trivia
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Didn't the architect end up topping himself?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

hopefully

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Some pillock of a Stockport councillor/Mason

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

But, but, but...
it has the Hat Museum! The Hat Museum!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I lived in Manchester for over ten years and never went to the hat museum.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I worked next door to it
for 6 months and never bothered either.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

really?
I'm from Crewe originally. I have to conclude that the area is dull, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)