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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ok, dead thread is dead.
How about you tell us what you want, what you really really want?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:12, 236 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
for my damn shoulder to stop itching!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Do you want me to scratch?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
new tattoo so shouldn't scratch it
that's the trouble

I appreciate the offer though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Can't you put some cream on it?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
yeah, but it only helps so much
I think the itching is mainly due to the hair growing back
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Hairybacklols.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
it's on the front :-P

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Oh! hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
i thought it was on his shoulder
and collarbone. hmmm. do some men have hairy collarbones? or have i made up the location?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
it's below the collarbone
so on the top outside edge of the chest hair
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
wax it
that'll stop the hairs...

oooh, that reminds me, i have to move my hollywood appointment to fri. i can book you one at the same time if you like??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
there isn't enough wax in the world
seriously though, I don't mind having a hairy chest. It's the back hair that I dislike.

Also, I've concluded that the worst thing about aging is nose hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
my brother had that lasered off
worked like a charm. he's one of these bald but v hairy guys. but his (now wife) has no idea. she once said to me wonderingly, "it's funny how he has such a hairy chest, but his back is so smooth..."

i laughed inside a LOT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
it's tempting
don't have the cash at the moment though. One day!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)
You can start paying as little as
£30/session. It works really well. Me, my mother and sister have had it done, and it's a blessing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
how many seasons did you require?
my other half's sister got herself a home lasering device which is apparently working well
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
depends where on the body it is
thicker hair works better, so people get amazing results on bikini line, armpits, or men on body hair. also depends if you just want it reduced or if you want to be totally silky smooth. for a bloke's back, 6 sessions (usually about £1,500 - £3,000 but you can get it much cheaper on groupon, for example) would be fine.

girls who have small bits of facial hair done - not as good, because it's much much finer hair. can need 12-18 sessions to get it totally clear. but then it's much cheaper as it's a smaller area.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
£3000?
Really? You can get £30/session/area treatments!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
It depends on the area
and how hairy you are, but after 3 sessions you can start to see the difference.

My sister has one at home too, but she's too lazy to use it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I never knew you had a hairy chest.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
That's how well it worked

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I hope he lasered the chest
not the nose.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
ha
that really confused me then - vipper's bit about the nose wasn't there when i posted!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Ha!
I bet it can be done too, but probably it's not very pleasant.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I'm chewing a chewing gum
and I'm not sick! Afet 22 weeks, finally!

That could mean the anti-nausea pills are actually working. And if that's true (I'll give it another couple of days just in case) I really, really want a big nice meal. Probably fish and chips. Or bangers and mash. Mmmmm... or maybe a nice steak and ale pie and apple crumble for dessert.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
To be outdoors with some faahn waahn and al fresco munchettes.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
^ this sounds nice
it's be even better if it wasn't drizzling
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Outdoors sounds nice
I have to stay indoors for another 2h 43min. If the weather stays nice I might suggest a pic-nic for tea.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
It's nice here and all the graduations are going on.
I want to be back outside. I had a hawt al fresco lunch date with a young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Fed up with DJTP already?
Tell him to call me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
It was a baby puppy!
And I'll never tire of that dj. He's the least annoying person I've ever met. I'd better not do that SO HOT AND GOOD AT SEX thing though...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
U R not Chickenlady AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
to be fair to you
you didn't get much chance to do it at all because he went on about it sooooo fucking much!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Be happy, you have a new beau now.
Or tell me how many cheeses you've had today. Either way you'll look like you're very happy for us and for yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
no cheese today (apart from a sprinkling of parmesan)
because i had feta cheese and spinach mini boreks last night followed by haloumi kebabs. so i am totally cheesed out!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
A job, some money, some cocktails
and a better C.V.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Money would be nice
either increase in my wage (won't happen) or just someone giving me a nice gift of a few grand.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Play the lottery
You'll have a better chance than anyone here giving you anything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
white hot sex on my desk would be good right about now
failing that.... not to have eaten the enormous maple and pecan slice so that i could have some crisps dipped in spicy houmous and a krispy kreme.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
In a world without sex or awesome food
you would have absolutely fuck all to talk about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Like Joey
I know... I've been watching too much Friends. In my defence, sometimes it's the only thing on TV.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Understandable
Seeing as how E4 have it on a constant loop
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
until september
then it's game over
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Is it?
I didn't know. I was hoping they'd show the first season, as it's the one I always miss.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
no, it's ending v soon
stupid of e4 really. nobody watches it for much else!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I wonder
if they have anything else to show. My name is Earl has run several times as well. Apart from that, and a lot of quasi-soap operas, they have nothing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
You need to watch Challenge for Ninja Warrior instead

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Ninja Warrior?
I'll have a look next time I'm home sick.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)
in an online world maybe
clearly in real life i have loads to talk about, but it all revolves around people/places/laws that you lot don't know!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Have you noticed anyone here holding back on details of their real-life escapades?
Yes, I'm advocating beakering
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
when i put my friend sam's escapades on here
she found them and went mad. i am not risking that again!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Link please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I want my hair appointment to be succesful and men to fall at my feet in lust and awe.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I thought they already were
I want to see a picture when it's done. When is the appointment?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Saturday.
Pics on facebook if it goes well.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
If it goes bad
you can send me one by email, so I recognize you next time I see you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
You'll recognize me because I'll be wearing the paper bag on my head.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Hahaha!
Better than the tin-foil hat, I suppose.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)
It will be great
I'm looking forward to seeing the pictures :)

When you thinking pier trip?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)
It's on the calender.
I shall be coming down to Bristol Thursday afternoon. Hopefully set off late morning Friday for WSM and then off to London in the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
are you having it cut like that picture the other day?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Yes, similar.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
cool :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
They're cutting your hair not your face.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Pfft!
It's all about the confidance.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
funny how some people don't have enough when they should have loads
and others have utterly misplaced buckets of it.

there's an illustration of both right here ^^
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
; )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
To leave this building
Then a smoke, a beer and perhaps a supermodel enthusiastically fellating me*

*Honda Accord optional
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Actually she doesn't need to be a supermodel
I'd settle for female
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Some fucking sunshine so I can go for a run tonight
Also for the next 37 days to pass as quickly as possible

And a biscuit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Hactually, I might go for a run outside if the weather isn't too bad.
It's nice jogging along the canal.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I want to go for a pic-nic
there's a nice park just cross the road from our flat, with a pond and everything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Aw that would be nice.
Are you still not to far gone that you will be able to get up again from sitting on the ground : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Hahaha!
I've been thinking about buying one of this little foldable chairs to take with me at all times, to use specially when waiting for the train in London, as there are no seats on the stations. I could use it for the pic-nic too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Good idea : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Why can't you run in the rain?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Because
he'd shrink
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Ah yes
I get that if I swim in cold water
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
or drink magic potions

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I have a cake to remedy that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
my job which is not really my job but it bloody better be
also some man action
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)
He's at sports day innit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I'll just have to objectify you instead, then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
That's dangerously close to a compliment
Well it is in my world anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
did you see what I did in the subthread below?
It's the best backhanded complement I've ever done, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Ouch
(yes that is quite good)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Suppose I should answer this.
A break from this mind-numbing tedium would be nice. Fuck I'm bored. Any suggestions?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
You want me to get my cherry lube out?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
for lubing cherries?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
...
If you want.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I don't know, once I get a taste of that stuff I can't stop.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Addicted to the shindig?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
If that's what you call it, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Can't stop, you know you're going to win big?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
It won't be me that's the winner.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Is music not a great communicator?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Stop quoting song lyrics.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
But I know you're feeling me because you like it like this!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Quiet you, before I include you in my latest round of b3ta fanfic.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
more fanfic!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Who should it include?
AA is already the first character, but him and a sock would be kind of boring really.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
all the new people
they need their share of the action
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I'm not writing myself into it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I think you should
it's creepier that way
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I could put you into it, if you like.
You and AA. Think about it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)
nah, I've had my share of action
in b3ta stories
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Darth then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
but you should totally
buck the trend and make him super manly (you can do anything in fiction, you know)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
And I've had my share of b3tans!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
You've had my share of b3tans too
Just as well really, I have no use for them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)
There's only so many uses of blubber in cooking

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Makes cracking roasties!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)
You're new, aren't you?
Or am I starting to forget people?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Second newest, you could say.
Apart from ToryBoy/FreeFair, but he's an idiotic nonce.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I see
I've missed so much action recently.

So you're a newby but not an idiotic nonce? That's weird. All the new people here get told they're idiotic nonces for months or even years! You must be a first!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Smash your testicles with a hammer.

(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
It's been done before, and not by me.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Do it right this time.

(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Nah.
Once it's done, it's done.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)
what do you have against stockport, eh?
although i am actually from wilmslow, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
It's bloody boring.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
actually i think that's the least of its sins
it's FUCKING ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
You'd be right there.
What kind of nut builds a glass pyramid in the middle of a pointless town in the northwest?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
ha
my dad was asked to lend them the money for that when he was at barclays. he said no. so they borrowed from the co-op bank instead.

they could not shift it. eventually the co-op was losing so much money on the loan that they had to move in. and that's why it is now the co-op head office.

/stockport trivia
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Didn't the architect end up topping himself?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Some pillock of a Stockport councillor/Mason

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
But, but, but...
it has the Hat Museum! The Hat Museum!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I lived in Manchester for over ten years and never went to the hat museum.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I worked next door to it
for 6 months and never bothered either.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
really?
I'm from Crewe originally. I have to conclude that the area is dull, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
A new car. Well, not a new one. An old one.
I would like an old car, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
11 years old enough for you?
it's falling apart enough to be older
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Not quite, start at 1990 and head backwards.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Actually Vippers, you know your ABS problem?
did you get the lateral acceleration sensor looked at? I think that's what's just gone on mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
hmmm, interesting
I'll look into that

thanks. if that manages to solve the problem you will have made my life a lot easier
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
One problem.
A new one costs a tun. I would strongly recommend a visit to a scrapyard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Also there're lat and longitudinal sensors
Mine's kicking in going around corners so it's going to be the lat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
This deserves an out of context click

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Agreed.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I've grown a beard
I want people to fookin love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
*loves it*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
beards are the way
anyone who says otherwise is some kind of limp-wristed nancy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I used to have a beard.
But it aged me by roughly ten years. Not a good thing.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
mine probably ages me some
but it hides the roundness of my face

plus, it's fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I've decided it's the way to go

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

soundcloud.com/the-beards/you-should-consider
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
you are correct

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
*tries to grow beard*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
You have an arse beard already

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I beg your pardon?
There is no hair around my arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I have photographic evidence

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Well keep it to yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
what's it worth?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
my dad has a beard - yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
My Step Dad has an awesome beard
and congratulated me on my beard the other day. My mum says its a Ewan mcgregor beard which may very well be an insult. Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)
My dad shaved his off round about the same time I grew mine
I'm not sure of the significance of this
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
It means you became a man
whilst your dad became a screaming bender with no more right to live on God's clean Earth than a weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Got you
Must kill dad.
/Oedipuslols
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I have a beard
Beards are awesome, chicks dig beards - but not as much as scars!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I love scars.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I pulled my wife by walking up to the table she was sitting at with her girly friends
Shoving my leg up on the table and saying "Look at my awesome scars ladies!"

I was very drunk. She claims she liked how cocksure I was. I think she frothed at the gash at the sight of my AWESOME SCARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

The poor woman must be constantly quivering with pre-orgasmic trembles now you have a beard to go with those scars
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)
pics?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Of my scars
Don't have any to hand, but here's the inside of my leg so you can imagine the mess on the outside.


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Phwar!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)
It's enought to give a woman a hard on

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Mine's getting a ridiculous amount of grey in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Real men have grey in their beards

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Real men have white goatees and grey 'tache.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
JUSTICE!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
yes?
(that's what my family call me)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Not behind your back they don't

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)
AND MAYBE SOME PIE!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
luckily nobody calls me this
yet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
JUSTICE PIE

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
The best of all the pies.
Save for worcesterberry and apple.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
fuck that nasty shit
pies should not contain fruit. they should contain cheese. lots of cheese. and onion. and maybe potato. maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)
MEAT
and ALE
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
urggggh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

urggggh Mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
With extra MEAT
and ALE!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Yes, they should.
I prefer fruit pie to meat pie.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
IMagine a meal that was meat pie and gravy
followed by fruit pie and custard

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
you're not a real yorkshireman...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

yorkshire
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Says the woman who doesn't eat meat ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
that's to make more room for CHEESE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Defense accepted!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)
actually a friend of mine once made pie pie
It was a big pie filled with chicken pies and beef pies with pork pies crumbled over them and gravy to fill the gaps.

It was a whole new world in the land of pastry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I have to make this!
Pie Party!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)
don't you mean
pie pie party?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Don't you mean
Bizarro pie pie party?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Was it nice?
It sounds nice.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)
there was A LOT of pastry

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I like pastry
but it can be a bit dry. The gravy made it better, I'd like to think.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Suet is better.
Steak and kidney pudding ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Steak and Kidney Pudding Pudding anyone?
Why is it kidneys are only acceptable food in a steak and kidney pie or pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)
they are never acceptable
they taste of wee
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Exactly
Offal is just wrong but steak and kidney pudding is so right
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
it really isn't

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Pudding pie would be interesting...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I made a dish where the main ingredient was kidneys many years back
and it was fucking awesome. An utter bastard to prepare, but awesome all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)
my 1980s microwave cookbook
has something with kidneys and celery. I can think of little nastier
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Ugh. Celery.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Mmmmm. Devilled kidneys.
Offally nice.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)
here's a picture of him with it
up2.it/ali/TimesOfPlenty/piepie.jpg
and someone regretting having to eat it
up2.it/ali/TimesOfPlenty/estabanpiepie1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
He's burnt the fucking thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
He's also eaten the first 'trial run' pie

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
All those carcinogens that were probably in the first one
have turned his face a funny colour an' all.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)
there's less of him nowadays
I think it was giving up the piepies that did it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I'm imagining the heartburn I would suffer if I ate that.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
BREASTS

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Keep eating
They will grow
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)
For yourself?
You should start a hormone treatment. And talk to Lampito.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Some anti-psychotics have that side effect apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)
She won't tell me her secret
And now I find myself alone, in the office, and boobless.

Though I imagine I'd get even less work done if there were breasts here as well...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I've worked with a few tits in my time as well...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Actually, there is a complete tit just down the corridor
But I don't think I want to fondle him...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I'd like to know her secret too
When she tells you, share, please.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Aren't your Mediterranean-flavoured orbs of succulence
supposed to grow in proportion with the baby you're carrying?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Yes
But they'll decrease afterwards just the same. And I'm not growing that much. Must be the lack of food.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Rub toilet paper on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Shouldn't it be between them?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Probably, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Im not sure thats true
The Wife's were much bigger with baby one than with baby two but baby two was and is much bigger than baby one was.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I'm testing a theory
to see if I really am fucking invisible today.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)
no
we just all have you on ignore

...wait...shit...fucked that up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)
I'll be honest, that's what I'm afraid of.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)
No you are not
In fact your breasts are visible from the International Space Station
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I posted your CD today.
Apologies for it having taken so bastard long.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Apologising for sending me a gift?
Don't be so fucking daft!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

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