I think it'd be easiest to work out what I'm most embarrassed about
Then work backwards from there.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:00, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OK. What are you most embarrassed about?
and this question is for anyone who reads it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I'd rather not say
Anyway what sort of question is that to ask a young man?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I didn't ask a young man, I asked you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Stop bullying him Cavey, it's his code for having a micropenis
It's perfectly natural, and having to piss sitting down would only be a minor inconvenience for TD
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)

At my age I welcome any chance for a nice sit down

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)

You think I'd tell you?
of all people. The score is still Quixote 1 - 0 Cavey and I'm not helping you get even.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

it was worth a try

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Hello you!
How is work going?
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

OK - ish
Hard to measure progress really but I've already made more this month than I did last month which is the way I need to go.

I'd given myself six months to break even and I'm on course for that.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)

well done!
you've done better than my business did, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Good to hear!
Considering the current climate you can't ask for more than that.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)

The business model isn't as recession-proof as I'd thought
But yes, I'm quietly confident.

The price structure I'd set seems about right. I need about eight - ten more regular clients before I'm on course, but I've already got five in seven weeks trading.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)

What is your business ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Property Inventories
Working with Letting Agents.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Hey TD
Watch BBC2 at 9pm.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Yes I know
Might be one for the i-player.

I can very vaguely remember it but it must have been incredible to have been there.

Whenever you go to Headingley everyone claims they were.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)

wait are you in leeds?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Yes
I'm waiting...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Do you fancy a pint?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Well not right at this moment.
I think this has been considered before and if you can think of a suitable time/place I'm all ears.

Not literally, y'understand.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)

It's the same as all cabbies in London claiming to have been in the Blind Begger when Jack The Hat got murdered by the Krays.
Oddly, they change their story to 'well, it was one of my mates' when you ask them if being a 1960s rent-boy was lucrative.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Bristol on film
Now on BBC 3
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I'm not even going to turn over as I suspect this is some sort of joke.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Be cheery for once
if only to annoy Rory
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I am a cheery guy
with the utmost respect for Rory.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)

That's you and Monty then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Rory does a nice line in irony
And I enjoy irony.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I'm fast at irony.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)

If I rang you when you were ironing
Would you burn your ear?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)

No, I don't take the phone with me to the attic where I iron.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Plus you're not Stevie Wonder.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)

The image this conjoured up made me laugh more than it should
I am a cunt
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)

What's black and screams...?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)

The housekeeper in Thomas and Jerry

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

And what's the fastest vehicle on land?
Stevie Wonders' speedboat.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)