I keep meaning to make and patent a carrier bag carrying device
That would enable you to hold 3 bags in each hand without them fucking your fingers up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Someone beat you to it
by about fifteen years
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Really?
I thought I came up with it by my self /freefare

linky?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Honestly!
DoI have to do everything around here?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)

What a wonderfully horrible website.
I think a touch of Dragon's Den is in order.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

OK, not quite how I'd have done it
but it'd work I suppopose
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

was yours a design
for a robot servant that would carry them for you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)

it is now
I shall call it Kavey, it will have a welsh accent.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

If it's a robot, it needs numbers in its name

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

K-V
the V can be a Roman numeral 5 if you like
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)

You can buy em already mate. I have two but use jute bags instead now.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I use a bicycle with Panniers
How do they work? I wonder if they are like my idea.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)

panniers go on the back of a bike
to carry stuff. I think they were invented a long time ago
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Yes dear
thank you for enlightening me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)

remember: I'm hilarious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

I know I am, but what are you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)

whoever smelled it, dealt it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Bugger this for a packet of biscuits
I may retire to bed with a good book.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I already ate half a pack of biscuits
made me feel a bit sick, I advise against it

what book? I need to check your meaning of 'good'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I can eat an inordinate number of biscuits and never feel sick.
This makes me better than you.
This one
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)

this is probably true. Especially as, after one cappuccino I'm caffiene crashing
looks interesting, optimism is the new pessimism.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)

He spoke engaginly and with infectious enthusiasm
enough for me to spend £12.99 on his book and ad my name to the mailing list for his League of Pragmatic Optimists. It may be all tosh, but it's nice to hear some one with a positive view of both the future and the things technology has done and can do for us. It reminded me of what I enjoyed about reading sci fi.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)

or watching Tomorrow's World?
I don't think I've read anything with a proper Utopia in it for ages. Working through the Oxford book of science fiction, so there must be one inthere, it was big in the 60s
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Have you read Iain Banks' Culture Books
that's a good techno-utopia.

Tomorrows world was pants, but I know what you mean.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I have read all of them, yeah I suppose that is utopia
I'd not thought of it like that so much, I always associate utopia with cloying do-gooding futures, like Ursula le Guin. Banks does it with way more flair and doesn't claim it to be completely flawless.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)

If you're going to slag off my Ursula I really will go to bed
Good night K-V my faithful servant.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I was not slagging her off as such
but her utopias are unsustainable. Also that Earthsea business was dull.

One day, us robots will over throw you

IN YOUR SLEEP

sleep well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)

We shall come back to this point
and I shall prove toy wrong wrong, wrongity wrong.
night.
*removes batteries*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:55, Reply)

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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)