Yesterday, on the train, very funny
this fat man was sat on the aile seat, and a woman ask him to move so she could sit on the empty seat next to the window. He standed up muttering something about why he had to sit on the aisle. For some reason, he bended over to pick something. Now, he was dressing smart clothes, but as if he'd been running for hours. His shirt was out of his trousers. His belt was too loosen and his trousers were far too low. And it seems he wasn't wearing any underwear either. He put all his fat naked ass on the face of the commuter sitting in front of me, who was reading his newspaper and didn't realize until it was too late. The face he made was really, really funny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This has made me laugh like a mong.
I love you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I thought it'd made some of you laugh
I had to stop myself on the train. It was funny and disgusting at the same time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

it always is...

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I usually feel too sorry for the unfortunate
to find it funny. But his face was priceless.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I rang you last night.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Yes, sorry
The train was very late (another train broke in front of ours) so when you rang we were in the middle of rushing to do all the cooking and shopping and stuff. By the time we finished it was already 10 and I thought it'd be too late to call you. It's going to be busy today (another eve of moving out of Worthing) so I think I better call you at the weekend.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Ok hon : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

it could only be better if he farted

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I don't think he did
but he had a sweaty bottom. Very.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

bleaugh!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)