For Kristine we've moved over here.
Who the hardest B3tan here at the minute?

I reckon it's me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:05, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I could fucking take you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)

I'd fucking let you. *wiggles eyebrows*

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I'd film it

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Now I'm really hard.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I'd kick both your asses
then take photos
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

cheeky, I'd break your camera before you had a chance.
OH YEAH I WENT THERE
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)

NO ONE THREATENS MY CAMERAS!
you're gonna get it, bitch!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Bring. It. ON.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

*stabs in the eye with paint brush*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)

*throttles you*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

*punches in the boobs*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

*smothers with boobs*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

*bites*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I'm going to kill you now.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

*runs*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

This could only be better
If you guys were naked.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

hey hey, she's picking on me!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Stand up for yourself
she'll respect you for it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)

OK, but if I get hurt, it's your fault

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
she broke my glasses, now I'll have to wear glasses with a plaster on them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

tinyurl.com/yzhxatf
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I thought that was reserved for Jeff

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Have you got me and Kristine mixed up again?
It's an easy mistake to make.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Nah, you don't do the pictures of the racist tart, she does
But I think she was coming on to Jeff behind your back.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)

The biatch!

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

SHIT STARTER
I SO WASN'T
HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO REPRESENT ME AT THE PIER SO I SAID TO TAKE THOSE PICS OF ME WITH HIM
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

That's it
I knew the pier was involved somewhere. Sorry.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)

*stabs you in the face*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

*dodges*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

It seemed to be fitting.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)

*punches on nose*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

*knocks down*
*breaks your glasses*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

*cries*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

don't start nothin, won't be nothin'

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

This is you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaglEdB7CDs
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)

damn, now I want to watch the whole episode

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

haha!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Haha! I have all the series on DVD.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I don't believe it
Ted Blousie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)

4OD only has series two
this is most unfair
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

that's a big die

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Again in english please?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

40D
like a forty sided die
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Oh dear
I just got that. I makes me almost as sad as you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

HA!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

in my day it would have been D40

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Where I work it's WD40

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

WD40
is well cool, that, gaffer tape a hammer and a swiss army knife and I can fix anything
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

yeah, it is
but I took the joke as I found it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

badly

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Or me.
But that's because I'm watching Fiona Bruce on youtube.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Hi hubby!
*waves*
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Had a good day sweetness?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Dull but another day over I guess.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

one day nearer to dying
/les miserable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

*Waves chives at Captain*
Hang on, do you mean a different sort of miserable Les?

*Offers spirit level instead*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I don't get it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Did you never watch Vic Reeves Big Night Out?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)

yeah, some of it
but it was a long time ago in a land far far away
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Let's be honest, I'm pretty sure if someone hit me I'd just grab my face and say "YOU HIT ME!"
And stand in a complete state of shock.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Me too : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

a while back we were at a bar and a couple of girls started shit with my friends
and I said "All you want is an excuse to fight, why don't you fuck off" and my mate stepped in front of me and got hit "for me" so she says
all the time
I think I'd rather gotten hit than to have to hear constantly about how she "kept me" from getting hit, I told her next time don't be so stupid
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Haha!
With friends like that I'd rather be hit too.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)

i've never been in a real fight

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)

neither have I, I'm really a massive chicken shit
but I'm also a big girl, and I have a mean face so I'm intimidating and I'm surprised that the girl had the balls to swing at me
I was drunk though, so I probably would've hit her back
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)

^this
I seem to scare people off which is nice as I'm soft as shit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

apparently I'm not scary

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

irl lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

i've got a scary voice
i occasionally use on classes and there's one student who says her sister is scared of me when I stomp down the corridor
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)

hahahaha that's funny

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

she's not even someone I teach :/

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Ha ha!
you scare children! *points and laughs*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

that thing about punching kids?
I totally did that, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

oh wait...
you were being mean...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Yup and I don't have beer as an excuse
just tired and cranky.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

how's having a house-guest?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

The rent boy is gone
he was barely here. I brought him back late Tuesday, he slept through my getting up and going out today and Wednesday morning and didn't come home til 11ish last night. Now he's on a train back to Hull or soon will be.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)

so you scare rent boys?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I did wonder
He was quite young and my living room does have a certain "skulls and swords" motif to it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)

It's not nice, boys are always saying "why you look so mean?" and then it makes me angry and I look meaner :(((

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I no rite : (
I'm lovely me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Yeah, I'm fucking lovely too!
Even if I AM in a biker gang.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

And yet I'm a fucking bitch
..the irony
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Are you?
I thought you were lovely?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

no I'm all like
"what you talkin about bitch, I'm gonna cut ya!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I migh thave had some beers
this evening
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I like Ganstah Captain

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Psst!
She's the least scary person I've ever met.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I'm lulling you all into a false sense of security
makes it all the more scary when I get my rage on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Watch out guys! She'll probably bake us cookies next!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

She'll totally hit you with her crocheted hammer.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

you don't know how much of a threat that is
I cook them on a tray of DANGER in an oven of PAIN
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

click

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

likewise

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)