A while ago I saw a charming-looking fellow walking topless in the sunshine
He had "JASON" in gothic script across his shoulder blades and "NORWICH" in the same font on his lower back. All he was missing was "Hello, my name is..." and "if lost, please return to..."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Wasn't NORWICH one of those acronyms they used to put on the back of envelopes?
Like SWALK, and BURMA?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Yes, according to Alan Bennett, it stands for
"kNickers Off Ready for When I Come Home"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

That would be KORFWICH
which sounds like a bizzare city/sport hybrid.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I'd say bizarre sport/foodstuff hybrid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Oh yeah
Like a deathwich - a slab of cheddar between two piping hot potato waffles. The yellowest sandwich imaginable.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Darth gets lots of envelopes with BURMA on.
the people of Norwich can't spell too well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

It's the webbing
Restricts accurate movement of the digits. Which, in turn, costs me a fortune in lube.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

"Norwich"
Is one of the complaints rachelswipe makes to her friends about her latest rejected suitor.

She's Northern, you see.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

What, may I ask, is wrong with Norwich?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

He's no-rwich.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Ah.
If they don't piss Chablis and shit diamonds, they're fucked then?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

It really only would work if she were from Steeerk
but it's the best I could come up with.

*shrug*
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Never been there.
I'm reliably informed it is an epic shithole though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I used to be able to shit diamonds
but the sphincter muscles aren't what they once were. Don't even need to strain any more. Just sort of falls out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Now it's just carbon.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)

No carbs
I'm on the Atkins*

*Am I fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Someone other than me sticking up for Norwich?
What fresh bobbins is this?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Well
It is my home city. Twenty four years ago, mind.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Tell him about the great respect you have for Derby.
Go on....

*lights blue touchpaper*
*retires*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Nothing good ever came out of Derby.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:54, Reply)

*appluads vigorously*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Tosh!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)

The A6 is pretty good.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)

The A52 is the superior road
Partly because it's named for Brian Clough, but mostly because Nottingham's at the other end of it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Good old Brian "A52" Clough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)

He had a very broad chest and tiny breasts
It's no wonder he drank so much, and was the greatest football manager who ever lived
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Was he the first on eon your breast size database?
I bet he was.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I never knew
Whereabouts? Hang on, you're like 28. You probably don't remember
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Be Undressed Ready for Massive Anal?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

you simpleton

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

you bearded smugmeister

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Over-thinking the old monkey, there

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

No, I just never liked that acronym, too twee

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Bring Underwear - Runs, Massive Attack!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Breasts Uneven, Mug Resembles Arse.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Massive?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Yup, massive

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)

15" black rubber?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)

You're thinking of somebody else.
this is not the first time this has happened to me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I'm thinking of 15" black rubber dildoes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)

You and every other woman on this board
How can a man compete *sadface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Sometimes a 15" black rubber dildo is the last thing we need.

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Sometimes a 15" black rubber dildo is the last thing we need.

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Sometimes a 15" black rubber dildo is the last thing we need.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Pfft!
I'm leaving that now.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Is that the last thing you need as in
after that, you're satisfied and need nothing more?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)