Bluergh!
Licorice is the devil's sputem.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:26, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wrong
liquorice is lovely, though not so much in drinks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

When I'm finished doing you up the bum
I'm going to leave a licquorice torpedo up there as a suppository.

It will contrast nicely with the polo mint hanging on your clit piercing.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I hope you're bringing your own black rubber sheets

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

My genital area will be a veritable cornucopia of delicious sweety goodness.

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

sweety fishy
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Oi!

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Ignore him
he's never actually been near a womens ladybits, so he has no idea what they do or don't smell like.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Hey, you left yourself wide open to it.
Fnarr fnarr.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

e a
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

only acceptable form is jager

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

That's aniseed isn't it?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I MEAN I GUESS

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)

This^
And if anyone ever offers you Swedish Licorice on the pretext that "it's different, much nicer than English licorice" my advice is to decline politely, that's not sugar it's encrusted with.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

True, but the brand name for some of them is brilliant.


Tastes like feet though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)

there's one called djunglevraal or something
fucking revolting.

I got my own back on my swedish mate by feeding him marmite when he wasn't expecting it, and by giving him an ice pop I'd made of vinegar when he was on a comedown
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

ice pop made of vinegar!
you're a genius - totally doing this to someone, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)