have you written more slash fiction for b3ta?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not yet.
I'm waiting for a newbie to turn up and get flamed by someone.

Actually, FreeFair/Plumdozer slashfic might work.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Freefare/Monty
incest slashfic FTW
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

this!^^

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

FreeFair gazed longingly into Monty's eyes...
They both knew it had to be. Something that seemed so wrong on the outside, but when it came down to it, felt incredibly right. The timing, the setting, the tube of KY on the bedstand- everything. Monty and FreeFair moved slowly towards each other, a few seconds feeling like an eternity, as slowly, they began to kiss. Tentatively at first, their lips brushing together like hummingbirds in flight. Then, as their mutual passion took over, their kisses became more urgent, more animal. They needed each other, and didn't care they were so wrong for each other. It was just one of those things.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

woah! you went right in there
no lead up or nothing!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:17, Reply)

you could probably patch my intro in from of this, with maybe a sentence of two to join them
I don't think I have any heart for the nuts and bolts of it anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)

As their kiss deepened, their hands started to move.
Like the kiss, it was a caress at first. Caressing though, ultimately wouldn't last. They started to tear at each other's clothes with a Bachannalian lust. Shirts, belts and trousers were flung all over the bedroom with a reckless abandon.

"I want you- now" breathed Monty, heavily, in between kissing, gasping for breath and fumbling with FreeFair's belt. FreeFair responded in kind, slowly giving way to his animal passions. Eventually, all their clothes were off, thrown everywhere with gay abandon.

Monty, slowing things down a notch, looked into FreeFair's eyes, and pushed him back on the bed, and took him in his mouth.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Kindly cease and desist.


Thanks awfully.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)

At first, Monty just licked FreeFare's shaft with the tip of his tongue.
Teasing, FreeFare's previously limp member became turgid. Monty kept on kissing, licking, teasing, until FreeFare could take it no more. He roughly grabbed Monty's head and shoved it on his mouth. Monty took the cue, and began sucking like a man possessed. Dyson hoovers would have been suitably impressed.

As Monty's head bobbed up and down, FreeFare laid back, enjoying the sensation. And then, Monty stopped, and looked up. "I want you inside me- now".
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I'm not joking. Please stop this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

And so it was.
FreeFare reached for the tube of KY, and squeezed some onto a fingertip. Lightly at first, he began to tickle Monty's anus, round and round, before slowly inserting his finger. Sliding it in and out, Monty began bucking backwards in obvious appreciation. FreeFare then inserted another finger, and then another, until his hand was inside Monty, up to his wrist. Monty writhed in obvious ecstasy, as FreeFare fisted him like an angry god. Eventually, FreeFare removed his hand, and entered Monty fully.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I am now planning your death.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Nearly there..
please don't stop
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

make sure you've got a splash proof
covering on your keyboard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)

But of course
quite adept at typing left handed too. now where's the next instalment?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

FreeFare began to move, slowly at first.
And then increasing his pace, he grabbed Monty's tumescent boner, and started pumping for all he was worth. They moved, back and forth, rolling around the bed, each lost in their passing and lust for each other. Monty bit the pillow to stifle a cry.

FreeFare's pace increased, until he could take it no more, and he came. Monty came at the same time, with the stimulation of his prostate and FreeFare's reacharound, and both collapsed on the bed, completely out of breath.

Monty felt totally disgusted with himself, and kicked FreeFare out into the street, naked and covered with sweat, hoping to never see him again.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

'Ask fucking Nick Clegg to take you in.'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I think that one line is possibly funnier than everything I've written in my last few posts.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

As do I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

You would, I just had you biting the pillow.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

*applauds*
a work of poetic genius good sir.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

now wash your hands

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Yes Miss.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I'm glad you appreciate it.
I just explained what I was doing to a colleague. They gave me a look of something along the lines of 0_o.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I'm so glad none of my colleagues notice my silent quaking as I endeavoured to keep my mirth inside.
Explaining that would have been hard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

rule 1: never explain

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Miss, miss
Why?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Oh dear

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I'm almost tempted to write this
Young FreeFare trembled under is duvet, whether in excitement or fear he knew not The way Daddy Monty had been making him feel in recent months was both disturbing and exciting, he found himself wanting things he knew were wrong and yet their very wrongness excited him.

I'm not sure I want to have this in my head TBH.

Edit: beaten to it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I think yours goes before Luggage's
better out than in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Needs some joining
Slowly his bedroom door opened, causing him to whimper with excitement. There outlined in the doorway stood the silhouette he'd been hoping to see. "I..... I tried to stop myself" stuttered Monty "but I just couldn't resist. The way you stood up for laissez faire Capitalism against all those benders on Off Topic it just... made me want you so much...". In 3 quick steps he was across the room and on top of your FreeFare.

and over to Luggage.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Doesn't work with my ending- I have FreeFare over at Monty's.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I was going to go the wicked step father route
if I'd carried on building it up, so kicking out in to the snow would have worked, I'm just glad you did yours before I had to decide between doing the grotty bits and giving up
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)