What should I do if I read some pretend gay porn on the internet and I got an erection?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

wank
and finish off with a triumphant spooge which spells out the name of the participants on your crusty computer desk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

How's the bin rooting going chompster?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)

it's hard to find out if someone's single
if you can't find them on facebook
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

fuck it, ask em out

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)

September*
that's when I have to go to a meeting at which I will (probably) see him. I just think it's good to get the groundwork in

*not that I will actually ask him out, too much of a wimp
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

have you seen the trailer lic put on fb this morning for the larping movie?
why don't you send him an email? do some groundwork.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I posted that link up first!
I only have his work email and he won't be in until start of term
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

It looks funny.
Aw shit, you are an internet special do some digging!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

OK, so, technically
I did find his company website, but if I emailed that I would become 'obviously creepy stalker girl' rather than 'closet creepy stalker girl' and this has to not end in me losing the job I don't quite have yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

no risk, no reward.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)

e-mail should read
"dear person I've met a couple of times at meetings

As you may have noticed have have spent some quality time 'researching' you and your life and, after a few days of fantasising over photo I unearthed of you from a flikr pool, I was convinced by internet weirdos to contact you..."
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)

On the up side
if he replies to this, you have basically found the perfect man. Fuck pretending to be normal, he'll find out in the end anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I was going to mention that
glad someone is on the ball
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

you're at least a day behind me
but, yes, it looks surprisingly accurate (until the bit when magic actually starts working)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I should stop blocking all your posts then
not really, I'm just crap.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I will definitely go to one at some point.
Just to smack strangers in the face with rubber mallets.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)

smacking them in the bollocks
(podshotting) is also fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Always the face!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)

you say that
but who, here, has more experience of twatting people with pretend maces?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)

we already had a conversation involving
jokes about pre post-post modernism and the collapse of time and reality.

I think he is at the very least a bit geeky
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

wait, I repled to the wrong thing
my eyes still won't focus
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I thought you might have
Never mind, just keep drinking until they focus.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)