I'm Agnostic, in name and in nature
I'm currently in a very good mood, due to a few things that have gone my way in the last few days. I've decided that I need to have things to look forward to at all times, or I'll simply wallow in misery. As a result, I'm looking forward to the October bash.

Alt: You have a choice, you can either sleep with -
a) an uggo with a fantastic body
b) an attractive girl/bloke with a nice body, but they stink, or
c) a fatty with the most beautiful face you've come across.
Saying 'None of the above' is not applicable.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:50, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think I'd do c
how fat?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)

wait - is there Febreeze to hand?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)

No, there is no alcohol or anything to allow you to make it easier.
And as for C, I'd say Beth Ditto fat.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

as long as it's a boy, I'm sure that's fine

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

For a boy, it's Al fat.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)

WOAH!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

The most beautiful face who's come across??

(McChinaman banned, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

when it's that big, it's easier to hit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)

a

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Piece of piss. B.
"Have I told you about my shower fetish? Yeah, I can only do it in the shower."
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1294161
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Probably C then.
I'd have a go on that bird from the Evans adverts.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Crystal Renn.
Stripper's name, oh well.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:35, Reply)

She's not fat.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Not anymore, I suppose.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I searched "Crystal Renn Evans" on Google, she was never Beth Ditto sized.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)

It's her or the shower, I'm afraid.
I have standards, damn it.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

No matter how hard I Google, I keep getting pics of a girl who is at most normal sized
am I missing something here?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Only normal sized women become plus size models.
Strange but true.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

In her Evans days she was a 14 or a 16.
No, she didn't have a pendulous gut hanging over her trackie bottoms, but she was a big girl.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

oh great
this discussion again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I guess my either my Google FU is weak
or my perceptions are skewed. *shrug*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

She lost an arse-load of weight at some point, no pun intended.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Ahh, yes have found a few old pics
she was puuurty, shame she lost it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

"Big girl" and "fat" are two very very different things.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Big girl I do, fat girl I don't.
I'm trying to play along AA, I really am.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

C
No question, I'd totally do Beth Dito.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

If I went for A I'd complete the set.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)