I agreed to do your mum but blah blah blah inevitable end to insult.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Go on, try on her
She's been explaining today how yesterday, my dead grandma told her to check some paperwork that my mum has been keeping for a while and she found this paper that says she doesn't have to pay anything to the Goverment for her. Details apart, I don't know how to answer an email that starts with "I was talking yesterday with your grandma..." when she's been dead for 1.5 years.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Dear mum
my mate off of the internet wants to bum you.
p.s. your mother's dead get over it freak.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I once met someone in a mental home who spoke to birds and squirals.
Everyone told me I was wasting my time but after a few days of chatting in the smoking room I found out that she lost her entire family very young in a horrific accident, so when she went to the grounds she started talking to the animals (because only evil people talk to the dead; she believed in religion do strongly), and that was the only way her head could handle things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Yes but
Did you get any?

This is the important question.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)

There was a lady there who insisted I see her @designer vagina".
But I declined.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)

My mother is very religious too
and one way of praying for her is to talk with her mum. Which I find surprising, as she barely spoke to her when she was alive.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Yeah, I have to laugh too
They used to argue a lot, and my grandma always complained because my mother didn't want to talk to her. Oh, well, people changes...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Yup, it's like talking to yourself but you imagine someone else is at the other end of the conversation.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)

That's what I think
but of course, I'm not telling her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I'd go with
"Hi mum, I've been speaking with some nice doctors from that home for special people on your behalf. You're a special person, aren't you? Yes, you are. Well great news! You're going on a holiday!"

Etc.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)