It's bollocks. Time stood still for me between 1995 and three years ago when my kid was born.
Interminable years of drudgery and ignoble servitude, punctuated by mammoth drink and drug binges as a pathetic and ultimately hopeless attempt to achieve some kind of temporary levity.

Fucking woo to old age.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:53, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Only the lyrics of 'Green Day' help to lighten my otherwise bleak existence.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I find a nice bit of Backstreet Boys helps to lighten my mood.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Backstreet Boys are more likely to lighten my stomach than my mood.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

tinyurl.com/3c4bydp
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

*runs up the 'Rocky Steps' in Philadelphia whooping and punching the air*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

How about NKOTBSB?
www.nkotbsb.com/

*shudders*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Oh dear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

No thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Ok, how about ELOMD?
www.elomd.com
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I'm OK thanks but I appreciate the thought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I am SO FUCKING ANGRY I missed this
:((((((((((((

New Kids on the Block, I hate their old stuff but I've got the new cd
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I am even more fucking angry that that Norwegian chappie also missed this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

you want me to die?
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

No, I want the cavalcade of simpletons that is NKOTBSBHLTRV to die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

have you considered a career as a motivational speaker?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Hahahah
'Next up, we have Monty Boyce on 'why there's really no point in trying, and how the inevitability of decay and death makes all endeavour pointless and a little pathetic'. Followed by a short break for coffee and networking'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I can't ever imagine you networking!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I've had to do it at internet retailer conferences.
My version of networking involves getting as much free food and drink down my gaping maw as I possibly can and then hiding outside smoking and refusing to talk to anyone.

Fucking employee gold, me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Haha!
With a "Don't you fucking dare talk to me" scowl no doubt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Yup, with my very best supercilious unapproachable sneer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

And my suppurating helmet hanging out of the fly of my trousers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Nothing says 'leave me alone' like a gangrenous bellend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Hello Monty.
There was a Hawkwind documentary on BBC4 on Sunday night, did you see it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I certainly did. It's superb - very glad to have it recorded at last.
Hello to you, by the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I don't believe it.
You're normally so fluffy and user friendly.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I reckon it might be worth a shot
people are just too damn cheerful these days
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I love you Monty.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Bach atcha, Mistress Blouson.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)