My brother sent me an email at 5:45 this morning, entitled 'IDEA FOR A BOOK':
'This should really make it...clear my debts etc – ‘Confused Loner’ a pocket history of lone gunman/explosives massacres, starting perhaps with whatever inspired that crap boomtown rats song, moving through Michael Ryan, Stuart Copeland, Klebold, Derek Bird, Moaty..etc...bringing us to the modern day....side chapters including ‘influences on and by cinema’ eg Taxi Driver, Falling Down, literary precedents eg Albert Camus ‘The Outsider’.....psychology chapters on Outsider Mentality...sense of isolation and lack of self worth boosted by obsessive collecting of Militaria and apocalyptic end of the world outlook, Right Wing affiliations/aspiration towards..parallels with Cult Leaders eg good ol Charlie Manson...and why they achieved global success whilst our boys stayed on their own with their toys

Its like a criminology thesis....then i could do my own spree as per that Ripper ripoff guy

God i cant believe it...i feel quite moatyvated'

Should I forward it to the police?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:32, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd read that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)

suspect number 1

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

no, it'll be useful
the police can just track all the people who buy it so they know where to keep an eye out for more massacre lols
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Aren't serial killer biographies one of the most read genres in the US after schlock romances and Jesus Can Self-Help Your Yoga Cancer books?
You'd have to arrest the whole of the mid West.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

i worked in a bookshop
and I saw the kind of people who bought them. It's fair. See also: the creepy guys who hang out in the military history section reading SAS books
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:38, Reply)

You have described Foyles military section perfectly.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I think you should write it together.
Or perhaps your brother could do the writing, and you could do the crayon pictures.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)

We had the police out yesterday
some crazy chinese guy who we know is always going on al-qaeda websites and is also known for shitting on floors around the campus came in and said to the guy on the main desk that he hoped we were happy about whats happened in Norway and then started spouting off that the uni was going to pay and the Cornwall was going to burn. One of the girls called security who said they were no longer allowed to deal with him and called the police.
( Peej, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Excellent!
I love people like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I hope he comes back in today
*edit* He's known here as "The Phantom Shitter" because no-one knew who it was until eventually he was caught on cctv doing it. He smears shit up the walls of the toilets too, I can't understand why he is still allowed on campus. He might get deported now, he'll wake up in Guantanamo bay with electrodes attached to his bollocks.
( Peej, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Guantanamo bay Blousie's basement
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Haha
I've just noticed the inclusion of Stewart Copeland in that list of mass-murderers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)

*phones Police*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:02, Reply)

That's what you get writing emails at 5:30am

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Everyone should have a favourite mental
Martin Bryant is my personal one.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)