I am far too impatient to wait nineteen minutes for any sort of food.
I refuse to make anything that takes longer than five minutes to sort out. I put most frozen things in the microwave to save time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:44, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Kill yourself.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:46, Reply)

If he microwaves frozen chicken, that's fairly likely to kill him anyway.
Unless he does it properly.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Not quick enough.
He's clearly in a desperate rush to reach the grave with as little joy as possible on the way. A hot bath and a razor is probably the optimum solution.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I microwave it so it's unfrozen.
Then whack it in a frying pan. Timesaver.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Suicide.
It's the only sensible option for somebody in such a hurry to embrace mortality.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I'm too busy chugging glasses and slapping arses to prepare food properly.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)

But surely you can take fifteen minutes to top yourself.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I reckon I could do it in two.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I reckon I could do it in five.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)

There's only one way to find out.
dear investigating officer, this is an internet conversation and not an actual recruitment to suicide, yours etc
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Listeria is not your friend!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)

No, it's a type of flower. LOL!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Tee-hee.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Listen to Shambers, Bal. He's a doctor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)