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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't own a microwave
or a dishwasher, or a toaster how cool am I.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Not very cool at all. Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Do you have domestic staff?
If you don't have domestic staff and you don't own a dishwasher then you're a fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)
My dishwasher is Polish.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)
I got a 'polish' off my 'dishwasher' only last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Your right hand can do more than one thing?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Ha! I'm LEFT HANDED!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)
genuine LOL.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)
What should you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Slap the bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

it os
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Bloke goes to the Dr and says he thinks his wife is dead.
Dr says " You THINK she's dead? Why only think?"
Bloke says " Sex is the same but the washing up's piling up!!"

/coat
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)
I still can't work out if that joke is about blowjobs.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I still can't work out how this could possibly be a source of confusion to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I don't have a dishwasher because it doesn't take long to wash up by hand

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Spoken like a true peasant.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)
They're noisy, slow, expencive and half the stuff doesn't get cleaned properly
they require maintenance and eventual replacement. A wife just requires a slap every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Who are, peasants? You are so right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)
I find wives require far more maintenance than dishwashers.
imho.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Mine is silent, takes zero time, and costs less than doing it by hand.
Are you living in the 1970s?

edit: in which case, can you fetch me a box of original findus crispy pancakes? Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)
paper plates and plastic cutlery is a bit lazy, though

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

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