I HEARD NAKED APE SQUEEZED A LEMON OUT OF HIS JAP EYE

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I bet that smarted a bit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Hi Krizzabelle, hav you been horse riding yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

NO >:(
I'm about to LOSE MY JOB.

I almost wrote hob there, but don't worry I still have a hob.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Re what I said yesterday.
Feel free to gaz me your 'skills' - I have very few qualifications and I'm doing okay. Alternatively (and I'm sure he won't mind me mentioning it) Bob was in recruitment, so he might be able to go over your C.V if you ask him nicely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Don't fall for it, K!
Bobby overhauled my CV for me, and I've not had a single reply from the last four applications.

Of course, it could just be that I'm unemployable...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I'm applying to fridays tonight, I hear they make bank.
If that doesn't work I could always sauce it up and become a model
tinyurl.com/6bdglwv
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)

You've got more stateside employment than she has!
Point worth noting here. You might have more chance of a job if you're prepared to work on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday... as well as Friday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Cute

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

What does working at Fridays involve?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

it's a restaurant, so, I guess whatever people do when they work in a restaurant?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

spit in coffees, jizz in soup?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I can't jizz in soup! I doubt they'll let me watch porn at all.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)

prepare it at home and bring it in with you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Am I right in thinking that staff in restaurants in the states pay tax on tips they've not yet received?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

It's a lolcrazy country

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I have no idea

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I'd check that out before you waste your time applying.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

why the hell would you pay tax on money you haven't recieved?
I reckon they take it out of your pay instead of nightly tips?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I'm sure I read somewhere that waiting staff were taxed, based on 'expected tips' or that they received no minimum wage
Or something.

This was a few years back mind you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)

yeah, you don't get minimum wage, you get like $2.50 an hour or something

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Aren't there any high-end restaurants you could try your luck with?
The folk there would probably be better tippers, if that is where the bulk of your income would come from.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Oh no! : (
Did you refuse perv boss one too many times?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Apparently I don't make them enough money, and so they told me yesterday my replacement will be here in 2 weeks
and that he may have a few days worth cleaning and painting for me to do but that's about it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I thought you worked in a garage?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I do

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

How do you make the company money?
I guessed you fixed cars or something?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

In the office mostly.
Apparently I don't cheat people as much as this guy does.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

That sucks
Take a dump in the coffee pot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

she's supposed to stand topless outside the garage
shouting "Come on in here, fuckers!"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Where is she pointing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

OKAY ANYWAY
Congrats on Mum and Babe, hope things continue to be amazing!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

: )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)