I'd like to have the ability of one of my bosses
who can convince you to do anything he wants, making you believe that that is in fact what you want to do, and that it's the best for you and everybody to do so. He's always winning us projects and bringing a lot of clients to the company...

GOOD MORNING, GONZY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I'M SO GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO COME TO THE OFFICE TOMORROW BUT I'LL WORK FROM HOME. THIS OFFICE CHAIR IS KILLING MY BACK AND BOTTOM.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You have the chair the wrong way up
That is for teh gheys
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I'm not Darth
It's just very hard and there's something wrong with the back of it. I'm thinking about bringing my own. I can't stay sat for more than 20 min at a time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Oh man, I hate manipulative people.
The worst thing is when you're really angry and pissed off with someone over something that's resonably important, say, 6/10 of importance, and then they go ahead and do something really nice but irelivent so you can't be mad at them anymore.... I'm _soo_ good at doing that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I'm doing really good thanks, people at work were all like, this morning, Y U NO WRK TEST-SITE? And I'm all like OH MAN, I FORGOT TO isset() A VAR, fixed it in less than a min, BO-YA

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You're a star!
I bet people at work bends in front of you (in a respetuous way, rather than in a Darth way)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Are you?
Maybe you can tell me what to do for my sister who's really upset for me over nothing (she even told me to fuck off and go to hell!)

I'd like to be able to read people's eyes and know what to say at each moment so that they're always happy with me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I'm thinking as well
about bringing a cushion to help me, but I don't want people to think that I've got piles.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Once that baby is out, piles will be the least of your worries.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

But I have none!
That's why I don't want them to think I've got them. It's just that the chair is so unconfortable.

Yeah, it seems that after you give birth you bleed quite a lot for a few weeks, you can't sit for the pain in your vagina, you are in pain in your uterus every time you breastfeed and, of course, you can't sleep much. Probably right that I won't worry about piles.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)

*bokes*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Welcome to the real world
Now you go and say thank you to your mother.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Psst!
His mum is dead.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Guess I'll need to say it a bit louder then.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Sorry about that
I feel awful now. Can I just delete my post?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Don't me silly.
AA doesn't mind.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)

He's a good boy
that doesn't stop me feeling like a twat.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Don't worry about it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:40, Reply)