Wouldn't happen.
Couldn't.

If that level of awesome collided, who knows what could happen?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Gonz would babble in the manner of an excitable tweenager
but with that unpleasantly drooly fat-lipped-old-jewish-grandmother thing distracting you from anything he was actually saying. Noel would be glancing around awkwardly for an excuse to leave and then notice that Gonz has womanly hips. Incredibly womanly hips. Enough to cause people to genuinely wonder whether he is a woman and whether this would make him/her more or less sexually revolting.

Then chinese food and hollyoaks and horrific sex.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)

why did you have to post this?
Now I'm picturing it and I need mindbleach to ever look at my boyfriend without it going RAAAAAAARGH at the front of my mind.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Is your relationship really that precarious?
Just because all intimate contact will now be accompanied by images of gonz's bulging watery eyes glaring down at you. The fatsweat beading on his reddened, chicken-grease forehead. Waiting waiting for it to drip onto your cheeks and dilute the tears of disgust and self-hatred.

Still ... at least you won't need to resort to dance classes as a sex replacement.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I like you.
You make me laugh and retch at the same time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Success!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

And the award for Trying To Hard goes too..... that's right, it's a landslide victory.... SHAMBLES !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

*touches nerve*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Autistics also have trouble interpreting people's attitude and feelings.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)