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Ham, egg and spinach sandwich with mustard.
Lovely.
And I'll always remember the email I got one day which started "Terribly sorry, there appears to be a cock up my end..."
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:50,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Hahahaha!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:50,
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English or wholegrain?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:50,
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Can you get wholegrain cock?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:51,
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i hope so
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:53,
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What if you just want white cock though?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:58,
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I find English cock is far superior.
Dammit Dg!
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:51,
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English, of course.
Do you take me for some sort of limp-wristed foreigner?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:52,
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Yes.
And I prefer wholegrain tbh.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:56,
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FOREIGNER!!
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:57,
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Hello?
You calling?
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:00,
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Nah, just calling out AA for his liking of inferior mustard.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:02,
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Wholegrain mustard is magnificent in mashed potato.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:06,
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So is tabasco sauce, believe it or not.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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Had that in my tesco value meal last week
Was fantastic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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Tabasco sauce makes anything edible.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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Nah, that was Lionel Ritchie.
Foreigner did 'cold as ice'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:23,
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YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
I take half a week off the internet and when I come back you've spaffed all over it!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:55,
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Heh
You should see the popular page. Monty was
not amused.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:56,
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I have seen it. Terrifying.
I'm actually rather impressed with your imagination.
OK, let's be honest;
imagination experience in the field of mansex
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:00,
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I have no experience whatsoever.
I actually left out some detail, to be fair.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:01,
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I think you've done quite enough damage already mate
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:12,
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How so?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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Mindbleach is not cheap.
The invoice is in the post.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:26,
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Was it the reacharound that was the problem?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:42,
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It was the fisting *sob*.
That poor, innocent arsehole.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:10,
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