I think I could make a good case though of being the one to get the bum, because I don't think b3th has much experiance with bum-fun...
... so in order for her not to really be hurt or put off, a comparsivly small one would be best suited for that job.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you know you're typing this, don't you?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)

In a way, it stops me looking so weird with the b3ta slashfic.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Does it.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

There is no shame in saying you can't compete, willy size wise, with Andi Peters or Ansley Harriot.
That's like saying you can't compete, car racing wise, with Louis Hamilton.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

you're only assuming cock size
it could be they have tiny ones are are compensating
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I've shaken hands with ansley harriot before, it was like a putting a normal person holding a cadbury's creme egg next to a gorilla holding a mini-egg.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Ainsley Harriott has a tiny cock, though.
And I doubt you could get Andi Peters up a vajoo even if drugged and forced.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Nah',
tinyurl.com/TheLaughOfAManWithABigPenis
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I bet they called him 'Acorn Ainsley' in the PE showers at school.
That and 'that God-awful bellowing brute Harriott'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I reckon Brute is the gayest word there is.
One day I'm going to use it without being sarcastic, this'll be my misson.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

1. Ring up Acorn Ainsley
2. Call him a brute
3. Hang up
4. ?????
5. PROFIT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Well
This is awkward.






*tumbleweeds*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Poor B3th, did the nasty Gonz upset you?
*offers consoling hug which no ulterior motive what so ever, honest*

*is lying*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

On re-reading it
and god knows why I bothered doing that, it seems that Gonz is implying I will have a larger willy than him.

I can assure you that this will not be the case. My willy is tiny.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

No, he's implying that when he, Harriot and Peters take you airtight
he'd need to be the "tail-end charlie" as his insubstantial member would cause the least botty damage.

I'm almost sorry for explaining this. Almost.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Now I'm really not hungry.
That is such a disturbing image on so many levels.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)