Chutney
You decide
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:23, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You really do ask for it sometimes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Nothing I do or say this week will take the "gayest post" award
NOTHING
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

This must be quite a relief
it's interesting that you 'weren't here' when 'Luggage' posted his epic. Just saying.... mighty convenient for you is all....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Probably thrashing wildly round his room with a picture of Monty in his hand, I reckon.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

What epic?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Have a look on the popular page.
It's about Monty and FreeFare, and their forbidden love.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

this one
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1293627
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

You found that oddly quickly.
Do you have it bookmarked?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Printed out and framed
alternatively I can find it on the popular page in about 3 clicks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

You worry me.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Yes you look a bit worried at the moment.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

It's just some embarrassing bent shit. Pay it no mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I think he's still reading it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

reading +wanking like a chimp over
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)

That's beautiful.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Thanks?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)

A moving tale of the tender love
deeply felt by two men.

Which one of them do you fancy?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Neither.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)

It's written with great affection,
is all I'm saying.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)

It is a sweet old fashioned love story, isn't it?
Made all the more lovely by the fact Monty clearly feels violated by it's very existence.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Cranberry!
Only because it's the only chutney I've ever had.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

The best chutneys are (in no particular order):
Irish Marrow
Spicy Tomato
Green Tomato
Some other ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Green tomato - now we're talking.
I also like Ainsley's Acorn chutney.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I've heard that about you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

irish marrow?
wot?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

My mother would make 20+ jars of a good 8 types of chutney a year.
And similar quantities and varieties of jam. We had an allotment in our garden that must have been 50 feet square, with a fruit cage and all manner of veg. It's probably the reason I'm not dead today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

That's incredibly smart. I don't know how to do any of those things.
I don't think I could keep a veggie garden growing.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

My mother had a bit of time on her hands when we all went to school.
She didn't have the nerve to develop secret alcoholism so chutney it was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

She could have made her own wine!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Aged 16 my brother had a pub in his bedroom.
Marble-topped bar, optics, barrels and bottles of his own beer....

Funnily enough he's a massive alcoholic these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)

it's not alcoholism if you're testing the product!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

My father ran the Winchester College Wine Society so home-made shit was not going to cut it at Chateau Boyce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)

ah man, sad times

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Strong cheese, cold meat and chutney. Pickled onions and pickled chilli on the side.
That's a man's lunch!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

All washed down with a jolly old fist fight and a hearty balloon of breandeh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Huzzah!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I think he means 'itchy'

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I have red onion and cranberry chutney for sandwiches
to be honest it's a bit sweet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)