Fair play though Shambles
at least she isn't calling it a fucking resume.
( WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:46, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We should SNE SNE we should RESUME talking about cakes.
Aaa sne sne sne.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

What I don't get right, is why some big report paid for by the department of health
is released to the media but not released in full to the people who it has a direct effect on like me. What a bunch of pricks.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

what's the report?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Review of the operation of ‘any willing provider' for the provision of routine elective care
The final report, I can only get the interim report.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Oh I've got it now, ignore me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Boo Fucking Hoo
grow a spine
( WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Go fuck yourself wormulus
I was going to go down to comedy not at the george tonight, but I'm not anymore because some mates been fired and I have to drink with him.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)

No b3tans are involved in that anymore.

( WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

How come no Donkey Gums?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

DG is the only reason I'm still here.
/ac

And he's not here anymore. So I sho
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

COME BACK!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Pato Banton lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Nothing was funny about Pato Banton.
Nothing.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

His face and dress sense were quite funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Also his attempts at 'chatting' were so urine-poor I laughed.
COME BACK
- with me colour tee vee and me CD collection of Bob Mar-lee

GENIUS AT WORK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I was only young at the time
but even so I fucking despised that song.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)

It was no 'Rat in mi Kitchen' that's for sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

He was no patch on China Black, neither.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Oh dear. I'd forgotten them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Oh dear, indeed.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I really liked CATG, but the best night was when a few of us fucked off to TGIF instead.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Oh you kids with your secret boards and contractions for secret meetings.
You're positively Masonic.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Did you know that if you shake the staff's hand properly at Pizza Express and hand over a 2-4-1 voucher, you can get your meal on a two for one basis?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I believe other places also offer such deals to those in the know
*taps nose*
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

What I don't get right, ATOS, yeah', only 40% of people who they deem to be fit for work, are still considered fit for work after independant review.
If I worked for a company and only had a 40% success rate, I'd be fired. So why are we paying them £100m/year? They're fucking up people's lives in the proccess and making people ill with stress/depression because of the money problems !

And then in the papers, they bang on and on about benfit fraudsters ! Sure, there are estates and even towns where it's epidemic, and these people are scum of the earth, as far as I'm concerned, because if they didn't take from the pot, then people who really are ill can get the support they need a lot eaiser.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

They're paid £100 million to bully the sick into working/accepting lower payments
This is to make sure the Telegraph and Mail write nice headlines for a few weeks and put some pictures of the Cabinet on nice stories.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Plus it gives a good excuse to CLOSE THE BOARDERS, BUILD A MOAT AROUND THE UK TO KEEP 'EM FORRIN' SCUM OUT

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Oh man, I want to create a fake-edl page asking for a petition to build a moat around the UK to keep forigners out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)

biscuit/cookie, etc

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

scone/biscuit, etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

lack of question is confusing me
i feel the need to ask my own. er.

how long is longboy?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

half as long as halflongboy
who is longboy?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

made him up
but i think he is probably hotter than too-short-boy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I imagine he's one of those guys who is almost
gauntly tall, probably with long hair
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

it's a horrible Thing in that stephen king book "lisey's story"
pretty dreadful book
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

all his books are.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

not a big fan of stephen king
Clive Barker is far superior
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

He's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Oh, bollocks!
you've just totally blown my theory. You rotten man.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

ONE NIL TO 'DA MONTMEISTER'....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Why could you not have been indifferent to Stephen King?
Now I either have to come up with another theory or start liking Stephen King.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

king's short stories are his best stuff I reckon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:21, Reply)

I believe they extend up to about 12'
or 3.6M in new money
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Every fortnight my boss comes to me with a plan for business development
Quite why he runs it by me I do not know, as half the time they don't directly effect me. This time he's talking about sending me on a week long training course in Goa of all places.

The chances of this happening are exceedingly slim.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

but imagine if it does! sweet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I can't say I'm that stoked about it
I wouldn't get to see any of the place, the course is fairly intensive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

That Norwegian fellow should have gone postal over there.
Goa hippies are the second worst in the world, after Californian ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

But instead he took out a bunch of HITLER YOUTHS
(according to Glenn Beck)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

And who is he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

You, Boyce
and a lazy cunt: lmgtfy.com/?q=Glenn+Beck
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I love making you work for me.
Can you Google me up a nice cold Peroni now, please*?


*please, bitch
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Fuck you Boyce
/ac you've just ruined my PHD thesis up there^ I ain't getting you nothing. Maybe a warm Budweiser, if you're lucky.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

You were too lazy to check
So I'm to lazy to explain beyond furnishing you with a link to his wiki article
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Why Goa?
your job basically involves classifying porn, right? Do they have some new type in Goa that we've not seen yet?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

My job involves many, many things
Porn is but a fraction of what I do. Plus the company wants to break out into other forms of technology forensics.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Fair dos
I guess it was just the constant exposure to hideous Porn that stuck in my mind. And yours probably.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Sad but true.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

is 2 hours enough time to leave the cling film
on my tattoo for, mr tattoo man?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Yes.
if that means you can post pics in the next 8 minutes before I leave.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I'm not taking your word for it
lab is the man who knows this shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Yes, should be
Did the artist give you aftercare advice?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

yes, he said a few hours
and I'm impatient
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Be patient, Danielsan

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Few = 3
Patience child.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Up2.it/ali/1small.jpg
up2.it/ali/2small.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I LIKE

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:02, Reply)

I like it more!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

I might steal it to add to my tittoo

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:11, Reply)

don't steal my skin!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:16, Reply)

but i like it so much

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Is that a tattoo on your tit?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Why yes, yes it is.
More of under it, than on it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Quite Pretty and unique
Not bad hippy, not bad.

Right I'm off I am going to try very hard to stay off here tonight and actually read a book, or watch a film or something, so play nicely and unless tomorrow brings any work worth doing I shall see you then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

cheers,
laters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Are you sure that's spelt right?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)

:)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)

i don't see my name anywhere in those photos

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)

this is the one I didn't get
up2.it/ali/tattoo+arm1.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:02, Reply)

you probably got it on your vagina

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:06, Reply)

*plans*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Nope - 6 months, to be extra certain

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

too late!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

alright quenders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:21, Reply)

alright dozer

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:25, Reply)

meh.
Been better.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)

a bad dozer day?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:28, Reply)

You still gettin' shit from work?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)

yeah.
But I stood my ground.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)

would you like tea n hugz n cayke?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)