aight nillas?
I have an innerview tomorrow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

woo!
what for?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

another catalogue modelling job.
Knitwear.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

seriously?
good luck, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Fiona Bruce's PA?

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

if only.
Antiques Roadshow was in town today, but due to the ongoing legal troubles I had to stay 50 metres away. How's she meant to see my cock from that distance? A fucking joke.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)

should have mailed her a telescope before hand
you need to get better at planning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I am banned from 'writing' to her.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Panty Attendant?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)

as above, so below.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Good work PD
I hope you get it so you can unleash HELL on your current fuckers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Evening hon!
How's your day been?
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Hectic!
I called a 7.30am meeeting this morning. Just to prove a point.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Wow! you have power to call meetings?
I'm impressed.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I call all manners of things Blousie.
Doesn't mean people will listen to me.

How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I'm good.
Monday off next week which is nice.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Woo! A great chance for you to be a dirty stop out/in this coming weekend then!
What will you do with your day off?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Not sure yet. *shrugs*
What are you up to?
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I'm going to try and meet up with Lighty on Saturday
Aside from that, it looks sunny this weekend, so I dare say I'll be found with a pint at one of the many events here www.bristolharbourfestival.co.uk/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)

It only seems like five minutes you were at another Bristol festival.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

What can I say Blousie.
Bristol is well party innit.

At the moment, we've got people roaming the city trying to locate www.bristolzoo.org.uk/wow-gorillas all of the Gorillas. There were 60, then 59 (the one painted by Timmy Mallet got torched) but he painted a new one, so we are back up to 60 again now.

It all happens in the West Country.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

It certainly does.
No wonder you're pissed all the time : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

There is just too much going on Blousie.
No wonder I've not been on the pier yet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I'll send a gaz, but it looks like b3th's going too
:(((( Fucks sake don't put these things on calendar otherwise allsorts turn up
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

yeah, if you ever sort out a pub

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)

point being?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I'm sick to death of cunts who insist on 'extending' the working day with 'oh, have you got 20 minutes'
Just as you are walking out the door.

This was made clear in my opening gambit today of, 'I thought it would make a change to bring the working day forward, rather than extend it so we ALL get stuck in rush hour traffic'.

Sadly, it went rather too well. No phones rang, everyone was alert and we got lots more covered off in less time. I fear I may have created something that'll trend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

a few of us in the office do show up half an hour early for this reason
it gives you a small window where no-one annoys you so you can get shit done.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I'm sure those with kids will make some bollocks excuse why they can't make early morning meeting when the kids are back in school.
The fact I want a 5pm pint isn't as good an excuse. Apparently.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)