I've used the word 'moribund' with regards to this place twice recently. Now I am supported by statistics.
This is clearly the fault of asylum seekers.

In other news, I nearly torched myself in protest at the latest witterings of monumental dimwit 'David Beckham' who is launching a fashion label. According to the Einstein of Leytonstone, he's really excited about the 'bodywear' he'll be flogging. 'Bodywear'. Or, 'clothing' as it used to be known.

Wot a kant, eh readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:35, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But he's pretty and he can do kicking!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:38, Reply)

But...'bodywear', Doc. 'Bodywear'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:41, Reply)

But look at his ickul face! And his ickul beard! And his ickul flicky haircut!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:43, Reply)

What I like best about him is his voice.
It's so commanding, such a rich baritone. Anyone who says he sounds like Joe Pasquale's 5-year-old son is WAY OFF THE MARK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Never has God played a more cruel trick than giving that face and body such a voice.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Roundworm.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Cerebral Palsy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Human childbirth.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:54, Reply)

The penis.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:54, Reply)

*nods sagely*

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:55, Reply)

ARE YOU CALLING GOD A PENIS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Looks like someone's been mistranslating their Amon Duul II albums, eh readers?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Yes.
Feel the embrace of His Cheesy Miasma!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I disagree, Blousie
At least Beckham has the face and the body to fall back on, and they have served him reasonably well, it's fair to say. Whereas everyone from Birmingham...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)

When he stops being able to do kicking quite so well
he totes has a second career doing the voiceover for film trailers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)

you know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Yes, look at it
I don't think I'd ever tire of punching it...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)

have you thought about writing for Viz?
or the Daily Mail?

sooner or later you're going to take my career ideas seriously, I'm sure of it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:45, Reply)

My Stormfront commitments leave me little spare time, sadly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:57, Reply)

"the Einstein of Leytonstone"
This made me lol
(McChinaman banned, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:47, Reply)

I can't tell you how much I hate people using daft words to describe clothes.
I see it all the time on some of the websites I go on. 'The shirting Nigel Cabourn has released this season are great'. Fuck off. 'That's a nice piece'. Piece? Seriously? 'Our new selection of knits are fantastic'. They're jumpers you utter cunt.

I hate myself for going on those places. They do have nice pieces, I mean clothes, though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Piece should refer to a gun
or an Italian-American gangster's "moll"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Or a sandwich.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:53, Reply)

mayhab

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Or a segment of jigsaw.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Or a wedge of cake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)