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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's on the coast.
it can't be that unexpected, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Oo. Get you and your so-called "geography"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Well I'm learning stuff here
It turns out that I am quite ignorant of the "geography" of Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Almost all of it is next to water.
If you're not next to water then you're up a hill. Sometimes you're next to water even when you're up a hill. In short: water.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)
If you're not next to water
chances are water is being propelled towards you via the twin accelative actions of gravity and variable air pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
A definitive list of things that scotland isn't short of:
1) water
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)
2) gingers

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)
3) a pervasive sense of some ill-defined injustice at the hands of the fucking english

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)
international-class religious bigotry.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)
I can't believe that no one has suggested
9) Drunks
10) Heroin
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
They send most of the drunks to Kings Cross station for safekeeping.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)
3) Midges.
4) Strange angry men in dresses.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)
5)annoying dirgy folk songs
about poor maidens and mean english sasanachs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
6) A massive cultural chip on their shoulder.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)
I'm going to fit right in

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)
sassenach.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
Angry men in dresses made me think of morris dancing, for some reason
Now I'm imagining a dance off between morris dancers, and laughing like an idiot.

Today is an odd day.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Could be worse.
You could be FreeFare reading my not-so-magnus opus for the first time.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)
5) Munchy boxes

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)
I know, it's a fucking disgrace.
Strictly speaking, the good beach here is Portobello. Although that's still Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Is that where they invented the mushroom?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Cramond is nice. Depends on what you're looking to do there I suppose.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)

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