I'm lazy
I keep remembering it should be red-neck and not yank and then not bothering to type it. Can we agree on an acceptable short and derogatory term for your people?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

redneck is about as derogatory as I'll let you get, bub

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

You'll have to travel a long way to punch me.
Which bit of the south are you in again? Do they still lynch people?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

don't be stupid

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Sorry, I thought that was a bit OTT once I posted it
but then deleting it wouldn't guarantee you hadn't seen it but would make it harder for you to call me a tit.

*offers internet hugz*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I live in Virginia, by the way, which means I'm not a total swampmonster but I also don't have much of an accent.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Shame about the accent
I'd have thought that was one of the best bits.

*looks up Virginia on a map*
That's more middling than south, really. I'm sure it's.... erm pretty or something /knows nothing about america
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)

It's gorgeous, actually.
And it's the south.
I don't tell you "facts" about where you live, do I?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I once had a Canadian telling me that while we may not have the Euro in Devon
the rest of the UK definitely did.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Because he'd definitely know.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

she
but yeah, all you can do in that situation is introduce mr face to mrs palm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Have a gander at the photo album on my facebook 9/12/2009 or something like that
there's a fuck ton of photos from the national park here
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Don't be ridiculous.
You're not black.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

How about hillbilly?
Or maybe clodhopper, hick or rube?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Are hillybillies southern?
I thought they were mountain folk.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Yes because they don't have mountains in the south.
Definitely. The Appalachians are in upstate New York, right?

*belms*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I definitely cannot see The Appalachians out my bedroom window.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Fuck you Boyce
/ac

I'm geographically illiterate, it's a very debilitating condition, compounded by not needing to know where anything is outside of London, because it's all shit, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Does rather make the whole 'teasing Americans because you perceive them to be ignorant' game a little trickier.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

you'd think so, wouldn't you?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

clodhoppers are shoes
hick is okay
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Agreed on the shoes
My mum used to call them that, but the term seems to have gone out of common usage.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

From what I've seen of some hillbillies on TV
They seem a pretty smart bunch. The guy from Dual Survival, for instance.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I saw this documentary about them once.
They discovered oil and moved to LA.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Country Bumpkin !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Let's not be horrible to Kristine folks.
Not this week.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Ah man, don't give me special treatment or anything ;)

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

You deserve a bit of pandering.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Naw :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)