I'm still alive!
*dances on very wobbly legs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 13:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Post some pics!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

We're working on it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

YAY!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

man! you didn't even scream
what the hell?! are you made of iron or something?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I'm guessing the pics are on FaceSpace

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

yes they are Mr Oldpotatoes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Well I'll take your word for it that b3th didn't die a horrible death.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

there's a video there too
and she is proper hard - she's like "hey! I don't need no stinking rope! What do you take me for? Come on gravity I'm gonna HAVE YOU!"

and then basically flies because she beat gravity in an arm wrestle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Are you saying that she is the Chuck Norris of Weston Super Mare?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

yes
she built the pier with her own hands in one go, that's why she's not bothered about visiting it because she's too modest about the life size 7ft statue of her
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

So b3th is 7ft tall.
Wow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

yup
and that's without her big hydraulic legs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

What was her excuse for the pier opening late?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

she was busy flying over Africa
punching famine in the nuts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Is Bono her arch enemy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

They used to work together
but then Bono started hogging the limelight instead of actually doing some famine-cock-punching. He started doing shit like tickling it's feet instead. B3th was all like OMGWTF and challenged him to a duel. She managed to kick the music right out of him and he was left a hollow husk with big glasses and too many fans and the hollow echoes of his claims to punching famine in the cock
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

You are a far braver woman than I
Partly because I am not a woman.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Oh man, you're really cute from a distance on a blur'd camera !
Well done on not going splat. Can I have your knickers before you wash them?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)