A Coventry girl?
Bet she was a goer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not with me she wasn't
And also we were both only 10 years old.
/Freefair defence
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I lost my virginity when I was 9.
(This may be untrue)

It's totally true.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

15 for me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)

This should have been the question.
Although I am sure it has been posted before.

I was actually 8.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Were you seduced by a 15 year old AA?
In Coventry?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Yes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I'm not sure whether I find it entertaining the fact that SYFTS is actually 15 years older than me...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Don't. That's like negative paedo'ism.
I was doing you, before you were born.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

BTW
15 years.

Fucking thanks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Not at all!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I was three.
My dad was right randy old cunt in them days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I knew something didn't look right about that Bruce Lee.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

He died because he was too fit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Did he take an aspirin?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Yes. And he smoked a joint.
Also, the Shaolin masters had him killed because he was showing Westerners their Kung Fu secrets.

He told me all this over chicken Kievs and Bird's Eye Waffles, followed by Vienetta, just before he died.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Tsk, Shaolin Masters, eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

They're right old cunts according to dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

And here I was believing that it was a simple brain haemorrhage did nobbled him.
That'll teach me for believing everything the Illuminati disseminate, I suppose.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

You need to WAKE UP from their TRICKNOLOGY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Shaolin bastards more like!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

YEAAAH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

A Coventry girl?
I bet she had no areas of merit and people only went into her on their way to somebody else.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

The slag.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)

This is a terrible response to what is quite possibly
my best ever post.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Sadly this is true.
Or something.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Stop messing with my head!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

This is probably your 2nd best ever post too
Although it only really works if you watched the action unfold live
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

That is a top response.
EDIT: I tried!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

You're shit

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)