On my brother's German exchange a boy crapped himself down a Dutch mine.
The stench was appalling and the teachers tried to claim it was sulphur from the mine. When they came back to the surface the lad had a giant brown reeking stripe down the back of his trousers. They were cream chinos, unfortunately. The teachers tried to form a human shield around him as all the other boys were running around to the back of the group to witness at first hand his epic skidmark.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

A now ex friend of mine was crapped himself whilst taking a piss.
He drove home to change in his girlfriend's car. They weren't getting along at the time so he didn't bother putting a binbag on the seat.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Another ex friend of mine was having Sunday lunch at his girlfriend's parents house.
He tried to sneak a fart out and instead sharted explosively. They broke up soon after.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)

My mate Chris sharted on my stag do
.....again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)

The stag do is an excellent breeding ground for the shart.
A guy called Ollie did so in Riga airport on my friend's stag. Although it was ok as, he said "it was only a little bubble"
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)

It really is.
On my pal Mark's stag week in Spain one chap came down late to the poolside, cracking jokes and being a general penis. His face then drained of all colour, he backed slowly away and returned five minutes later in different shorts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Somehow it just isn't a proper holiday
unless somebody sprays liquid shite over the inside of their shorts.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:08, Reply)

The shart is a brilliant name

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Sounds like a 60s dance.
'Do the Shart' etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

The Shart is traditionally followed by doing the Shuffle.

( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Then by the Pant Flush.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)

*convoluted and unfunny joke about Chandler's scrotum*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)

hm?

( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Bing bag

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I don't follow.

( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)

it's not worth it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandler_Bing
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)

He looks like a cunt.

( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)