Sausages!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who's the daddy!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

HP sauce

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Daddy's sauce?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Do you know what HP stands for

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Houses of Parliament
there's a little picture of them on the bottle, if you look.
(berk, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Check out the big eyes on Berk!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I had bratwurst last week.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I swore at kiddo because I took a punt on her having some friends over today and they managed to cover the place in popcorn.
Popcorn for fuck's sake. I'd have more respect if it was beer.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)

OH MY GOD. I HOPE YOU MADE HER CLEAN IT UP!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Are you mocking me?
I did apologise for swearing, it was a bit over the top. At least I didn't call her a cunt.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)

To be fair calling her a motherfucker was a bit over the top

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Would I do that, dear Noel!?
At least you apologised, loads of parents wouldn't.
My dad had a massive go at me once for something that was completely not my fault, once he figured it out he cried on the phone to me and then sent me flowers. The tit.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

She's got me wrapped around her little finger and no mistake.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)

It's a good place to be.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)