I think I killed my toilet.
Evenin all, anyone still up?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

meeeeeeeeee

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)

What ho darlin'
I saw your failed suicide, well done that woman.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Amateur!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Ta

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)

T'was impresive

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)

are we baqck to talking about your poo again?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Nope, Deathleap 2011
although I might challenge that name under the trades descriptions act.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)

It was only after I sent the video to my mother
that I realised the name might be a bit worrying for her.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:23, Reply)

surely she knew you were jumping
and could deduce from the fact you were sending vidjos that you were alive. Mind you I suppose she must be really quite old....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I phoned her after the jump to let her know I was still alive
and she's not that old. Under 60, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:27, Reply)

wow, she must have spawned young.
I'm trying to imply you're old innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Yessir. My bog is still pooslide alive.
Number 5
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Mine's OK, buit it took 4 flushes
My arsehole decided to become purely decorative while I was away, as soon as I got through the door it remembered what it was good for and I pooed pure neutronium. I thought it wou;ld never flush, but it is finally gone.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Mine was quite active on Sunday morning.
/TMI blog
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 22:59, Reply)

I can imagine
Nerves take me a similar way.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Like I said!
Not sure I want to "log out" yet.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Great news.

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I thought you'd be glad to know.
I nearly took a picture.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)

evening

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Hullo Cap'n Cavy
how does life treat you and did I miss anything interestinf in the last 3 days.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:15, Reply)

nothing of note
but clearly you did - I mean a poo that big?!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)

It. was. massive.
I was afeared.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:18, Reply)

well done for getting over such an obstruction

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I thought my ring would split at first
but now I feel a good stone lighter.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)

lovely

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:38, Reply)

You love it you hoor.
I think it's beddybyes time now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)

b3th's the hoor round 'ere!
nighty night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)