FACT BOMB
I'm actually in rather ill-health, am not very attractive or intelligent, have a tiny penis and am absolutely RIDDLED with various and sundry genetic disorders.

Shhh, don't tell b3th, you'll ruin my l337 trollolololing.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Various and sundry mean the same.
/pedant
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Yes, they do.
A classic case of different root words from different languages resulting in the same meaning in one. "Sundry", for example comes from the Old English "syndrig", meaning "separate" whereas "Various" comes from the Latin "varius" meaning "changing".

Although the root words mean subtly different things, these two words have come to mean "miscellaneous" in modern English, a usage as crude as it is traditionally incorrect.

So well done.

/bigger fucking pedant.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Carry on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

See edit.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

You are the pedant king
And I am your humble servant.

Fucking internet.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

There's always a bigger fish.
Probably Montague.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

He knows more irrelevant guff than anyone I've ever met.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

YESSSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

guff c-list celebrities
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

If you've got changing genetic disorders I'd be seriously worried, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I am uniquely afflicted.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Yeah I just love those 'various' tomatoes, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I am upset that this ^, my funniest ever post, appears to have gone entirely unnoticed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I noticed.
I merely said nothing.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)

likewise

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

*tumbleweeds*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)

"sun dry"

(McChinaman banned, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:49, Reply)