Roland Gift has the worst voice in pop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He was good in Heartbeat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

A mate of mine is a 'film' and TV lighting engineer.
The best day of his career was working on some Nick Berry shite being filmed on the quay of a seaside town. Some random bloke jumped over the barriers whilst filming was going on and punched Berry right in the face, sending him flying into the sea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Finally a namedrop I can chip in on!
I met Nick Berry in 1992, he was a guest on Wogan which I was in the audience for because my Dad was the warm-up man for that show. Jim Fixed It for him. Seriously. Nick Berry was very nice and has (had) two fit sisters. Wogan is a thoroughly charming bloke. Jimmy Saville was mental even then.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Wogan *is* thoroughly charming.
I once offered to sleep with his producer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Surely that was in order to obtain Mr b3th's 60th present?
How ironic. Morning sweetie.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Your dad was a fluffer for Wogan?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I doubt he needed one of them
Don't you remembmer that Points of View that time?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Incredibly, 'no'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-487777/Tight-trousered-Terrys-wardrobe-malfunction-sparks-BBC-complaints.html
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

it's disturbing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

People complain about some really stupid things though
That EastEnders baby-swap storyline caused some idiots to complain that as well as being insensitive, it was unrealistic. Which is a bit like having a go at the makers of Monster Munch because they don't taste of monsters.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)

THEY DON'T?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

they do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I have only one word in response to this
And it is a horrible word. Those of a nervous disposition, avert your eyes.

JEDWARD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)