I don'tthink there's a FACTBOMB about me you don't already know
on account of how I overshare and treat this place like my personal blog.

But seeing as the internet is almost exclusively populated by sweaty perverts, I'll give you this one: my boobs weigh half a stone each.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:11, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hey! I'm not sweaty.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Hello The Dear Devil, how are you?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I'm fine and perky thank you, The Gonz.
And I haven't spoken to you yet, so I will tell you now that I approve of the nickname. Does it come with some kind of costume?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Oh fab ! I'm thinking if I came into a bit of money, say, £1m, I'd buy a nice flat in Brighton and go on lots and lots of cooking lessons.
And then I'd phone up my of my favorite interneters, you, and say "Hello Beth, would you like to come down to brighton to my lovely flat for a few days and we can walk down The Lanes and I can cook some nice food".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

*weighs*
*WAHEYS*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)