if you do a groupon thing
do you get the full service? i was tempted to one yesterday: £95 for a massage for 2 and then champagne afternoon tea at the park lane hilton - but it was so insanely cheap that i was worried we'd get a trainee masseur, or stale sandwiches or something - do they treat you exactly as they should if you were paying full whack?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's supposed to be the full regular deal.
I should imagine in reality they try and palm off the cheapskates with shite. The word 'groupon' just sounds smutty to me, as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

It makes me think of fish, for some reason.
Grouper, probably.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

nah, you just like gangbanging fish.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

=/

( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Some of our ladies in the office tried a similar thing
and said it was OK but didn't feel they were getting the full bifta.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

it's all about groping for tampons

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

ew!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

at least I didn't say
bobbing for tampons. I guess that's what vampire cunnilingus is like
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

this is exactly my fear about it all
the palming off, i mean. the smut sounds like a good thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)