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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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all this talk of champagne is making me ache for it(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:10,
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Mine was better - it had more capitals and needless extra exclamation marks.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:12,
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...AND SOME CHAMPAGNE, TOO!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:11,
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... and a good hard fucking, too?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:12,
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that's not a knife, that's a spoon.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:16,
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I can see you've played knifey-spooney before.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:22,
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I wasn't joking.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:17,
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It's 37 and 1/2 inches.just saying.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:22,
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no, just over 3 feetI've never felt the need to exaggerate.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:30,
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it's a hockey stickit really would be cock all use if it was 3" long, dear.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:32,
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just like any cockthat was only 3" long, then.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:34,
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you seem a little preoccupied with thisis the new man a little lacking?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:49,
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It's what you might call a deliberate misunderstanding borne from your unintentionaldouble entendre of "aching for it".
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Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:16,
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